BRIDE SORES……like, from fucking too much!

Depressing
My seven year old is going NOWHERE near this monstrosity. If she asks me about the awards, I'm just gonna say, "They're over. Radiohead won everything."

LONG
I got a text from a cousin in Indiana who was complaining about how long Watchmen was. How the fuck does anyone not know that the movie is long at this point? If someone pays to see this movie and doesn't know about the content or the length, I hope they have a miserable time. People are stupid. No walkouts…

And Senator Mayer is Clarence Boddiker from Robocop. Awesome.

That's one thing that I think makes him so special because he can bring so much to an interview without making it seem like he's shifting the attention to himself (Dane Cook, cough, cough).

FAREWELL PREPARATION H RAYMOND
It's the end of an era. Nabin…..my favorite piece ever of yours.

I'm confused. When I first caught wind of this, I assumed it would end up in Nathan's Straight To DVD Purgatory bin. Then I saw a trailer for it at a theater. Then, the real kick in the nads, Harry Knowles at Ain't it Cool News wrote a review raving about how good this was. Nice to have Tobais swoop in to rescue…

13 is indeed a magnificent physical specimen. Also, anyone notice how much Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin looks like Omar Epps? Uncanny.

I was a little put off by the PG-13 rating but I saw it and it's a hard PG-13. Some pretty fucking sweet deaths. Also, Liam Neeson is a cool choice for this. I wonder how many people other than Harrison Ford passed before he signed on. Either way, he's perfect for it. Luc Besson wrote it, too, which doesn't hurt.

Don't worry, Noel, no one's making any accusations. Great idea, though. As a die hard Bruce fan, I've always wondered what has become of those great album covers. Magic represented a little bit of a return to form for me, but the new one looks like a cheap Springsteen throw blanket you could find at a flea market. …

As long as Bettany is married to Connelly, he will always be the second best looking person in his marriage. Connelly is a freak of nature of hotness.

Hey, Bajingohound! Funny how adament you are about the futility of bullshitting about the Oscars, but you continue to make contradictory posts. I should've just let your mom abort you with that rusty coat hanger, but Nooooooo, I had to "do the right thing." Hindsight's 20/20, I guess.

Yeah, that Punisher: Warzone snub really blindsided me. Also, no nods for Bangkok Dangerous. What the fuck, man?

Benjamin Button is fine. It's entertaining and really well done. It's a nice movie. 13 nominations worthy? Nah. I'd say if you like Fincher or Brad Pitt, it's worth seeing, but don't break your back.

Suck my cock, Academy.
This year is the last straw for me. For some reason, I've always at least casually watched the awards just because they're an event like the Super Bowl. This is it for me. Several big whiffs in terms of the nominations, the biggest obviously being no nomination for Chris Nolan. I get that a…

REMEMBER WHEN JOAQUIN PHOENIX REPEATED HIS BROTHER'S MISTAKES?
I wonder if Casey Affleck is also documenting Joaquin's slow and obvious descent into heroin addiction? This guy is a fucking train wreck. I'd better hurry up and write that Parenthood sequel before it's too late.

Oh and….
First.

Ugh.
This show can gargle my balls. A prequel spinoff? Gargle my fucking balls, Josh Schwartz. Gargle 'em.

If Terrence Howard isn't black, he sure can make the fuck out of an improvisational jazz record! He's sooooo smoooooothe!

It's to the point now where everything Sam Jackson is in becomes a self-parody. I'm sorry, I love the earlier performances as much as the next guy, but when it comes down to brass tacks and I'm really honest with myself, I don't give a fuck who plays Nick Fury as long as it's NOT Sam Jackson. Let fucking Dule Hill…