So to be clear… this isn't a show about getting blood dumped on you at prom?

every day Adam Richman doesn't die, it's a surprise. That dude is #1 in my death pool.

"Excuse me sister, i gotta go take a shit."

I felt it move

I chuckled when the Dean was teaching Chang the word for milk  with flash cards.

i get all my cute animal news/celeb nip slip news from the daily mail. It's great !

ratings are obviously super important but I wonder if this show has some DVD/streaming value in the future. Could that be a factor?

like the reviewer I was also waiting for the 'fake Army' twist but watching some of the commercials (who does that?!) it seems this is part of some sort of Fox supports the troops thing, and even more than that, it was probably broadcast on Armed Forces network to the troops overseas. All the Fox stars were thanking…

it's ok the joke landed

that's how Tony Wonder lost a nut

You don't have to live like this! you can be a freaky deaky and do data entry!

Frankie is the scorpion and Ginny is the toad. Don't hate the scorpion for being a scorpion.

ok so Truly gets free rent for a year. Sparkles returns and with it, her self esteem. She can't just move aside for her sister to make a move on Michelle's skeevy brother?

there was a jar of baby food used as a table for the cake and the rat preacher was using a pack of smokes as an alter.

My Dad is the typical Neilsen audience. If it's rating, he knows about it. If it's got 2 hot girls in aprons or some sort of reality competition, he's all over it. The unwatchable shows I love like Todd Margaret and when Harmon ran Community don't register.

seeing Wodehouse all junked out puts Archer force feeding him spider webs into context. The show actually was too sympathetic to Wodehouse until this scene.

Pam should be an agent. she kills dozens of men in street fights, she is "Impossibly light on her  feet, like watching Jackie Gleason dance." Makes more sense than Cyril in the field.

Mindy in a Rolf-dog costume and talking to a sock puppet was great. Quick tip don't yell "adriana" at the screen, instead try yelling "CRIS-TA-FA" it's way more fun.

"I haven't seen a single living soul, except for a gigantic lesbian. Who is Conan O'Brien, and why is she so sad?"
(that's one mouthy Sandwich girl, innit?)

http://teamcoco.com/clueles…   "Clueless gamer"  where Conan who hates video games reviews video games. his halo 4 review is great.