dont even say it

There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".

I love that kid. Dumb as a stump but I love him.

my mistake Jacobin!

the look on Bowie's face when Hansel throws his underwear in Derek's face. Shocking.

it's not just a gasoline fight. It's a gasoline fight set to Wham! (jitterbug)

You're a monkey derek! Dance Monkey!

Perhaps I can be of assistance. (LET'S DANCE!)

Jerry Stiller as Maury Ballstein was epic. "Give me a little pee pee. THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!"

"I just thank the Lord she never lived to see her son as a mermaid." "MER-MAN!"

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident

I can dera-lick my own balls.

Will Farrell was on all the coke in Columbia when they made this movie. "I MADE THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE?!"

the lead character is a man who is his own grandfather. Continuity was never really a priority.

Noticably F-A-T, rewind the tape!

now these monkeys i like

or they could have cloned Seymour.

what is the deal with the guyliner? he's wearing more makeup than she is… and the lock around his neck? is this something kids do? Damn i'm old.

except for truly who is a nutty addition

and Modern Family will still win, somehow.