that was the prettiest rat i've ever seen. That was the Ashton Kutcher of rats. I'd want to be that rat's friend, like Michael Jackson and Ben.

just jackin it

everyone knows butt sex was invented by the ancient greeks as a way of keeping little boys in line.

i wonder how long it is before the lynch mobs get Chalky's son. He's bright, talented and full of potential that's not the type of thing that lasts in AC

Oliver Pratt is a great actor but Paul was a terrible character… as a person. He banged the rugby slut, he got fired for absenteeism (failing his family), he stole from his job, he hid money from Cathy, did copious drugs and was prone to saying terrible things to people. Im kinda glad he's gone. He was awful.

I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!

i loved Mark Wahlberg's "Scientist" in the Happening. "I'm a scientist can everyone just let me think for a minute! Jeez i'm doing science over here!"

please everyone stop using the word "adorkable"

a hundred thousand years ago homo sapiens had sex with neanderthals. The result was Dax.

they should put hattie in jail for her perm. wreer!

classic cars with garish rims are awesome

about 10 years ago I saw Theo Parrish spin a party in downtown manhattan (APT). I'll never forget when he mixed As into Another Star. Brought the house down, mixing 2 songs that were back to back on the LP.

my shoes hurt!

david cross can do no wrong in my book. the dude is hilarious. "I think the nearest translation is Slave Pirate?"

isn't Hart of Dixie just Doc Martin in America?

callback to Jesse's "digging for no reason" with the meth head. And the shovel cam. Alot of digging this season in general.

80's Billy Joel doo-wop sucks!

Parker Posey's comment "that's awesome" when Sean shows off his butt tattoo. Indeed.

Mr. White
I love how the picture of the broadcasting teacher "Mr White" from 2003 yearbook he's all full of hope and optimism, and you interview him now he's all like "yeah Kids are mean"

the art museum is world class and more well attended than the dozen or so dopes hanging out by the statue.