I always wondered how that myth managed to survive past one person using a microwave once.

I feel like having to disclose his name and address in order to register to vote would be a bridge too far for Ron Swanson.

Also, if the packaging for the wipes indicates that they're flush-able…they aren't flush-able.

Guys, I got here as quick as I could. Are there any "Bart vs. Australia" references left?

"But now, to the “WTF” of his own audience…"

"Down There by the Train" by Tom Waits. I'm not really religious at all, but for some reason, I'm always drawn to songs with religious themes, particularly songs about redemption for sinners/broken people. I first heard Johnny Cash's cover on one of "The American" albums, and I liked it, but hearing it in Tom Wait's…

An appliance store (HH Greg) for me. They spent the time and money to remove any trace of the former Circuit City appearance.

They're awful. My wife is a stay at home mom and social gatherings where the host doesn't try to guilt you into buying things have basically disappeared. If one of the other moms that send their kids to the same preschool start chatting her up, it's always just to get her to go to one of their stupid parties.

Italian delis tend to have a wide variety of hams and ham related products, while Jewish delis, for obvious reasons, focus more on the beef-related cured meats.

Live in Dublin also contains a great, waltzy version of "If I should Fall Behind" that I discovered during a real rough point in my life. It just hit me so perfectly at that moment, and it's gone on to become one of my favorite songs. The non folksy versions just don't do it for me.

I never actually heard this term until right now. I'm pretty sure we thought that we were the first people to have ever come up with this idea. We were also pretty sure that the minimum wage workers at Burger King would be mad at us if they caught us. I guess what I'm saying is that we were very dumb.

In middle school, I can remember my friends and I thinking we were being badass punks by mixing all of the sodas together at the local Burger King. We were pretty wild children.

You've gone mad with power!

It also shut down all of the definitely not racially motivated in any way complaints that John Boyega couldn't be a stormtrooper because of the whole clone thing. There was a brief uproar about that in certain corners of the internet after the first trailer.

My sister and I were once watching MTV's Singled Out back in the day,
and she swore she saw him in the audience. "Donkey Lips was on Singled Out and got eliminated" grew to the status of an unassailable truth in my household, but not a single one of our friends believed us.

I got the first season on DVD a few years back. The theme song overstates its wildness and strangeness levels by quite a bit.

I feel like I like the idea of watching Idiocracy much better than actually watching Idiocracy. When I think back on the movie, and my favorite parts from it, I find it funny, but somehow watching the movie itself never does much for me.

You guessed it! Those MRAs really are worse than Frank Stallone, amirite?

Know who else was obsessed with finding Jewish names? I'll give you a hint: Anybody who disagrees with me on the internet is worse than him.

Do they do that thing where they forget to check the date on the obituary and post tributes to celebrities that died years ago?