"Born to Run" so perfectly captures the restlessness of youth.

Not only did I need to get older to fully appreciate Springsteen, I also had to leave my childhood home in New Jersey. When I was living there, I just couldn't separate Springsteen from all of the obnoxious assholes that shouted "Bruuuuuuce" whenever one of his songs came on and drunkenly belted out "Glory Days"…

Standards here are really starting to slide. Errors right there in the headline? That's inexcusable!

Counterpoint: It's fun to make poop jokes.

Looks like Joseph M Esposito has finally taken a good first step towards getting his McFlurry budget back under control.

Say what you will about pumpkin beer, to me, it's just not fall until I buy that pumpkin ale six pack, take my first sip, and then remember that I hate pumpkin beer and I had sworn to myself last year that I'd never buy another one of those fuckers ever again. It's my autumn tradition.

Sweet! This means more time for me take their lunch money and stuff them in a locker!

It's also a crappy song, musically. It seems to start off at one level and just stays there. It doesn't build up to anything.

Got a blu-ray/dvd player at Christmas time. I'm living the dream life…

Yeah, we used the same thing for our daughter for potty training (that's right dudes, you're spending $12 on repackaged toddler potty wipes.) Luckily, I caught the fine print that you could only flush one at a time pretty early in the process.

Another lie in this article: Those were "veins" that got removed from the shrimp.

HBO is definitely great in terms of their available content, but HBO Go/Now is terrible as a streaming service. Seems like it just hangs on to random episodes of shows that it feels I didn't finish and keeps trying to get me to keep watching that episode. Dammit, HBO, I'm on the third season of "Silicon Valley."…

If you ever have problems with Hulu, sign up for CBS All Acess and suddenly, Hulu will look great in comparison.

Same for the DC version too. I used to love the crossword puzzle as well, so much great snark and pop culture references worked into the clues. I also used to read the Tolerability Index unironically and without comments.

It's also deadly if inhaled! And the government allows it in our drinking water!

When you're secretly the spawn of a Prime Evil, it sets the bar pretty high in terms of what you'd find impressive.

Deckard Cain dies in Diablo III. Have some goddamn respect!

The main problem with D3 is that it's way too easy. D2, on even the normal difficulty, was hard. The boss fights in particular were tricky. You really had to prepare yourself, load up on potions, expect a lot of deaths, etc. D3 on normal difficulty is a breeze. I completed the entire campaign mode as a witch…

I legitimately chucked when I saw that Trump used the exact same wording about Ryan that Ryan initially used about him.

Get yourself some KILZ paint from your local hardware store and you can take care of the remaining stain pretty easily.