Just from the past few days:
"Some people aren't loyal to you…they are loyal to their need of you. Once their need changes, so does their loyalty."

I have two friends that post nothing but passive aggressive self pity memes, and they've both been doing it for years. At a certain point, all the likes/supportive comments cross the line into enabling.

I just figured you were cutting down on TV shows to make the workload more manageable for the survivors after the final Game of Thrones deadpool results. The feature was called "You Win or you Die". Nobody can pretend they didn't know the stakes going in.

Thanks for Wegmans as well.

The worst part about Kodak's downfall is that an engineer for the company actually invented the digital camera. The management just didn't do anything with it, so they ended up creating the very thing that would go on to essentially destroy their company.

I realized I was way too invested in the silly death betting pool thing the site runs every week when my first thought after that scene was "Sucks for everybody that bet the under."

But I want my O'Neil snark now!

I was hoping that one of the conditions of Sean O'Neil's return to the AV Club would be that he had to write all of the Harry Potter related Newswires. I've missed his open contempt for the subject-matter more than anything else.

Of course, and if you were to suggest that this might be too many people for something as simple as posting a sign-up sheet on the fridge, than I'll suggest that maybe you have a problem with team work.

There are few things on planet earth that can cause more acrimony, passive aggressiveness and drama than an office pot luck. I don't know why everybody always comes to me with their complaints. Have I given any signs over the years that I give the slightest fuck that Shannon always just signs up for plates/napkins? …

I gave up after 40 minutes of trying to log on. Still haven't seen it. I've had to spend my day working instead of reading the recaps. It's awful.

HBO Now, maybe you could have spent a little less time working on those Jem and the Holograms rights and a little more time making sure your system didn't crap the bed when Game of Thrones aired last night.

I don't wish any of you any specific harm.

Minor Grievances Thread

"Send your Newswire tips to tips@avclub.com"

Sounds a little far fetched. At least one of the characters you mention needs to be a secret Targ for me to buy this.

Once a year, the Moleman family takes a trip to the Virginia State Fair, and I make a point of ordering something outrageously unhealthy. Deep fired candy bars are always a winner, but I found that deep fried twinkies weren't that spectacular. The actual sponge cake itself seems pretty dry and bland when surrounded…

Solidarity upvote. I left the theater thinking, "At least it wasn't as bad as Temple of Doom".

If I'm understanding their metrics correctly, they're not compiling the most watched in each state, but the most Googled, right?

I once tried to explain to my friend's girlfriend who was visiting the city for the first time that, "The best pizza is at Ray's" is a joke they play on out-of-towners. She was pretty sure she knew the right Ray's, though.