This was the last song they played at my wedding reception. It's corny as hell, but crooning along with a bunch of sloppy drunks was fun.

That's all well and good, but where were you with this advice back in 2010 when I really needed it? You really let me down, @cigarette:disqus.

I stood right next to Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters on an airport shuttle once. Spent the entire trip trying to think of something that he hadn't heard at least a thousand times before and came up empty. I just stood there pretending not to recognize him until we went our separate ways once we got to the terminal.

Since the really passionate fans have nothing else to do between books besides speculate endlessly on every minute detail, I think at some point everybody has actually been a faceless man.

I've had the same experience. I save about $117 a month over what I would have paid if I locked in a new 2-year term as an existing Fios customer. If I jumped ship and went with the absolute cheapest provider in my area (DirecTV + Xfinity internet), I'm still saving $76 a month. I was already paying for a NetFlix…

For some perspective, $40 a month is what I used to pay just to rent set top boxes from Verizon Fios.

It really sucks because both my wife and I don't have a huge amount of friends, so Mrs. Moleman will think she's actually hitting it off with one of the other moms from pre-school or something, only to realize that they were really just looking for a customer.

In my wife's social circle, basically the only reason anybody ever gets together is to guilt all of their passing acquaintances into buying things from their pyramid scheme.

Yes, but in far more words.

American Beauty and Fight Club too. I had to listen to Pretentious Film Guy's lecture about how American Beauty, Fight Club and Office Space all told the same story in different styles more times than I could count.

In college, the Westboro Baptist Church came out and protested our theater department's performance of the Laramie Project. Typically, the audience is mainly family members of the actors and disinterested freshmen forced to attend to fulfill their art requirement. The Fred Phelps crew managed to get every single…

Disagree with you on Syrio Forel (the sword-fighting instructor). He should stay as dead as dead can be. His death had meaning, and, while an awesome character, he has no more obvious role left in the greater story. Most of the theories I've read that try to keep him alive fall firmly into the cheap trick category,…

Dany getting killed off next would be some of the all-time greatest trolling ever done.

Whoops, lost track of the conversation. People not understanding the game they're playing is still my favorite part, regardless of when it pops up in the show.

It's pretty dull, but nothing beats that moment when a contestant gleefully shouts out a $1 bid on the opening item, only to realize that they weren't the last contestant to bid.

Nothing overt, like with your daughter. She gets excluded a lot, but doesn't really realize it yet. I'll see the other kids playing some game and she's always on the outside. We also get the occasional "Caleb said I wasn't allowed to play with him", but that hasn't seemed to have affected her yet.

Creepy? And I suppose you have a better way of improving your upvote ratio?

It breaks my heart when I think of how much of a hard time my older daughter will likely have when she gets a bit older. She's too young now to really understand that the other kids aren't really playing with her.

One of those is currently working its way through the Moleman household right now. You never realize just how much puke a 1 year old can generate until you're holding her when she blows.

Already gave it to them. And then we slowly realized that if we wanted our money back, we were going to have to be the ones to broach the subject.