I once saw a package of salt that advertised that it was non-GMO.

Speaking of Ramen, what the hell happened since I graduated college 10 years ago? I had to buy some a few weeks ago and they wanted $.99 a package. That shit used to go for about $.15 when I was in school.

If my facebook feed is any indication, yes, there is plenty of nostalgia.

This will be the first entry in my tumbler documenting spelling errors I found on the internet. Hey everybody, check out this wan't knucklehead!

It looks like Elizabeth Banks is 10 years younger than Sandra Bullock, so she still has a few years before all of the praise she receives is qualified with a reference to her age.

Can we also have another debate about how he failed to live up to our unrealistic expectations?

From the Great Job, Internet feature, I've gathered that Tumbler is a place where people combine two unrelated pieces of pop culture. It's where you go if you want to find out what it would be like if the Saved by the Bell cast was on Game of Thrones.

What's next? Will we let Jedi marry tauntauns now?

Also, I've heard that feathers are a real bitch to create in CGI.

If I can add to the "Reasons why it's a terrible idea" list, Sansa is, well, Sansa. She's wanted for suspected involvement in the murder of the king and people all over Westeros are looking for her. Also, she's still married to Tyrion. I guess they can have her pretend to be Arya, but that seems to put a lot of…

Not to mention that the whole name of the movie is wrong. Everybody knows that the X-wing squadron that would later be renamed Rogue Squadron was still "Red Squadron" at this point. I expect firings all around for all these blunders.

I think I speak for everybody here when I say that we'd really like you to go into those reasons.

$100 for a birthday?? I'd have quit on the spot. I just had to kick in $20 for Administrative Professionals Day, and it took all my willpower to remain polite about it.

The answer to your question is yes. My, uh, friend told me all about it.

Particularly when you read the first part of wookiepedia's post below and think for a minute that he killed a moon by howling defiantly at it.

If I recall, most Charlotte Hornets fans were more Grandmama fans than hornet fans.

When I used to play basketball with the neighborhood kids, one guy used to randomly shout "SHAQ ATTACK" and then just start pushing everybody out of his way while he drove to the basket. Man, that kid was an asshole.

They're very comforting to those who refuse to acknowledge that social norms have changed over the years.

If it's any consolation, at some point women in their mid to late 20s won't want to hang out with you anymore.

She just wants you to work for it. If you really loved her, you wouldn't let a silly retraining order stop you.