I'm right there with you, Mr./Ms. marmot. The wife and I really went nuts last night and watched an hour long show on the DVR after we got the kids to bed. Usually a 30 minute show would be pushing it. My Little Pony really is a terrible show, isn't it? (sorry @Twilight Sparkle )

Maybe you failing English really was unpossible. I stand corrected.

Enough with the Legos, internet.

Don't worry, I believe the military gives them all that stuff for free!

That would explain all the jars of his own urine.

I had a friend in high school that was obsessed with this movie. Every time we went to Blockbuster to pick out a movie to rent, the rest of my group of friends had to have an argument with him about why we shouldn't rent What About Bob. One of us should have just bought him the damn thing just to shut him up about…

I don't know, but I'm sure he'll upvote it.

You have to work your way up to concentrated O'Neal. The snark is too powerful for an inexperienced user. Your system couldn't handle it.

Words are wind.

@avclub-d009e8b6ce98ad61a7b7a69cd1ad10d9:disqus is joking, though, right? It seems like he/she was making fun of the people who get upset about spoilers. Poe's Law really can be a bitch sometimes.

If you're going to create a throw-away character to get a primary
character from point A to point B, it really shouldn't be a mysterious
zombie riding a giant moose. People are naturally going to have some
follow-up questions for you.

Whenever I hear somebody complaining about spoilers, I always want to channel John Goodman in the Big Lebowski and shout "Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!"

I can see GRRM sitting there thinking "If one more of you little fuckers asks me when the next book is coming out, Dany will stay happily married to Hizdahr zo Loraq and spend the next 800 pages developing Meereneese tax policy."

I'm assuming creepy zombie court jester is not a well paying line of work.

I don't think anybody did end up getting fired. If it's any consolation, everybody involved probably made more money than you ever will in your lifetime.

Well Elves are immortal, and since I haven't seen a detailed scientific analysis on the plausibility of this immortality, I've got to assume that it actually will last forever.

I hope somebody got fired for this blunder.

I initially misread your final sentence and thought it said "sacrificing Jews". For a second there, I thought Universal Studios had gone to a very dark place.

maybe I'll check again. For the longest time, they were only including it with the sports package, since the channel used to be fox sports.

I realized a few weeks ago that I no longer have any way to view DVDs anymore. The wife and kids were out of town and I felt like a classic Simpsons marathon. Verizon Fios doesn't support FXX or the Simpsons World stuff, so I dusted off the old DVD player to find that it was totally dead, wouldn't even power on. No…