First my Coleco rusts up on my because a certain salesman didn't push hard enough for the rust-proofing, and now you're telling me I can't even use it to stream Showtime?

That's highly dubious.

That was Sylvia Brown. Same cold reading scam, just a different disgraced con artist.

I think you're ignoring the real victim here. Hang in there, Abradolf.

There needs to be a yawn in there somewhere to be more accurate.

I have to get up at 5am for work everyday, so I get to wake up in darkness all year round!

I'm trying to get to a lot of the classics that I've sadly had little exposure to. I'm focusing mainly on the ones that are available for free on Amazon, since I'm a cheap bastard. Reading Les Miserables at the moment. It's definitely a slow read, but very engrossing.

The one benefit to having a newborn baby is that you barely notice daylight savings time. The kid will wake up whenever she damn well pleases.

I'm also curious to know how he broke his fast.

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

It's also a great provider of "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" used unironically.

My first thought upon seeing his entry was that it was weird that they were starting off with somebody who had already died. My second thought was "holy crap, he's still alive?".

I spent a week in Rome one summer. Our tour guide would still occasionally refer to present-day Germans as Barbarians.

I was saying… Oh God dammit, Debassist.

Poor guy. Sklyer never appreciated everything he did for his family.

Shh! That'd be like sending out a MRA bat signal.

What makes a man, is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?

That's all well and good, but it's not really your great job, is it now, Internet?

So is tumblr basically the modern day equivalent of 1,000 monkeys typing away on 1,000 typewriters?

I'm forced to use IE8 for work. They never bothered to make any of the online programs we need to use compatible with other browsers or even newer versions of IE. (I once upgraded on the sly and IT had to downgrade me when none of my programs worked anymore). Luckily, I was once asked to check how something we…