Would you say that this is what it sounds like when doves cry?

Regional Holiday Music is an absolutely perfect Christmas episode for a show that's pretty much become a Christmas season tradition for me. I could never agree that we would have been better off without it, or some of the other early Season 3 episodes. If NBC had stuck with their decision to pull the show after that…

I could never fully articulate why I disliked Glee so much when the wife was still into watching it. The show somehow managed to be tongue-in-cheek while still taking itself too seriously.

I told myself that I didn't care enough to look it up, but that was a lie. It was called "Who Gets the Dog" and Wikipedia does not indicate any Caesar Milan involvement (or much else for that matter): http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Anybody remember a show, probably on around 2004-2005ish where families competed to win a dog? Seemed like a really poor concept. There are literally so many dogs in the world that we have to euthanize the excess population, and they were making getting a dog seem like some sort of normally unobtainable prize worth…

I'm a big fan of any conspiracy theory that's based on a level of planning, foresight and coordination that human beings have generally not proven themselves capable of achieving. Seriously, have the people who come up with these theories ever worked with other people?

Since they seem to have only made about 4 Flying Fairy School segments which get recycled into other episodes constantly, I think they could have splurged on some puppets.

Fun fact - in the diary he kept during his voyages, Columbus
actually argues that while everybody else says the world is round, he actually thinks it's shaped more like a giant boob, with the equator being the nipple.

I know I had to read a book in Middle School called "Alas Babylon" that dealt with the fallout from an atomic bomb. don't remember many of the details though.

Poor guy. He clearly has some sort of severe mental disability. Elmo really should try to get him some help, instead of keeping him around to taunt.

I never actually noticed that Marge also mispronounces "escape" until I read this recap. It's like Classic Simpsons is providing jokes from beyond the grave.

"A man uses statistics and logic to win several baseball games. It's my favorite film."

The more of these she writes, the higher the probability that we'll get another Sean/Genevieve newswire out of them, though. Doesn't look like we've earned another one of those with this latest round, though.

Who knows. I'm probably just over thinking things. All I know is that if I were Reed, I'd be pretty annoyed that she waited that extra 10 seconds or so.

Not sure if it was strategy or just bad timing, but it was interesting that she didn't volunteer until after Reed announced who he was sending. Julie still got to see exactly where she stood with Reed.

I was convinced that since they made a point of showing Keith announce that he was taking a nap after they lost the challenge that he would somehow end up going home. Couldn't really figure out how, but it just seemed like the perfect setup to a blindside.

Don't want to get too Buzzfeedy here, but I think these games basically serve as definitive proof that 90s kids had the best childhoods.

I know how you feel. I had to go through years of "Daniel-san" impressions from Karate Kid. They had just about petered out when Forrest Gump came out. It's been 20 years, but people still find shouting "Lieutenant Dan" no less funny.

Also, Google Chrome thought "Apatosaurus" was spelled incorrectly and suggested "Brontosaurus" as an alternative. This outrage will not stand!

One of my proudest moments as a father was getting my two year old to correctly identify it as an Apatosaurus.