Dealing with either seems to be like bad customer service Russian Roulette. You'll keep shopping at one until it blows up in your face. We used Lowes to replace all of our windows and had a great experience. They were between $2,000 and $10,000 cheaper than all of our other estimates, installed on time and…

In all fairness, you can tune out the "doin' science" montage they have every episode and not miss much.

I think it's partly due to the very real flaws in the Hobbit movies. It makes people revisit the original trilogy with a more critical eye. I'll always love them, too though. The opening scene in Fellowship still gives me goosebumps. I was a Tolkien nerd for years, and had been eagerly anticipating the movies for…

It's ok. One day you'll be living in a big ol' city, and all I'm ever going to be is mean.

It's probably more fair to chalk that up to me just being an asshole.

I beg to differ on "Our Song", that one has a few lyrics that always irrationally annoy me. Why would you talk real "slow" if you don't want your mom to hear. "Low" rhymes and everything. Also the part about her boyfriend driving with one hand on the wheel, the other on her heart. I don't think your heart was what…

I had an OJ Simpson themed slammer. It said something like "The Juice is Loose". I'd argue that it sums up 1994 better than any of these articles could.

I was at a wedding recently where the maid of honor used "Bazinga" a few times in her speech. I feel like their wedding video won't age well.

I don't know about that. I saw several statements that didn't have a [Laugh Track] after them.

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