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Small correction
Art was not on the bottom (so to speak) after the Quickfire, Jonathan was.

needed: better quality Quickfire judging
Those Whole Foods idiots were worthless.

@staircar1: Your username indicates a taste for subtle, sardonic humor that does not spell itself out and does not pander to the unwashed masses. And yet, you're a "devoted Archie fan."

Okay, longevity is great.
But Archie comics aren't that well drawn, or funny at all. You might as well attempt to document Hagar the Horrible.

I gotta say
This may be a good rendition. Hell, it might be great. But the recording quality made it sound like a big pile of hot stinky garbage.

under who's skin?
So, is this movie called "Under My Skin" or "Under Our Skin"? The reviewer seems confused.

My, that's a lot of possession and manufacturing and distribution laws! Looks like only NJ has anything close to an anti-usage law ("under the influence"). Wonder how often that's prosecuted.

con air
nothing about the constitutionally suspect sentencing in Con Air?

stuffed racoon?
I can't get past that kooky cover. Is the rest of the book that unsubtle?

Who wants to live in New York…
I've decided it's no longer okay for otherwise reasonable adults to have never been to New York City. Especially those people ostensibly in the entertainment news industry. Anywhere you live in America, plane tickets can't be more than $100. At this point, you're just being stubborn, or

hee hee
Does T-Pain have Frylock's goatee on his shirt there? That's pretty fucking funny.

all about the context
When I saw this movie in theaters, John Kerry was in the middle of getting his ass handed to him, Republicans were about to take MORE seats in Congress, and Michael Moore (once a really strong defender of liberal causes) had just laid a turd called Fahrenheit 9-11. And we were mired in fucking

Seriously though: this is a bummer. That dude fucking loved music. And yes, before you ask, I would say that about Tom Petty.

tribute film idea
can somebody get phillip seymour hoffmann on the phone?

Such a shame
Nobody should have P.F. Changs as their last meal.

I'd like to Shoshana her Bush. Eh? Eh?

Fred something
So now we're pretending that Queen = Brian May + the drummer? What is this, Local H?

He's Paul's man, Judd Nelson.

i was cr…
Some songs are just too goddamn long to get shoehorned into AI's awful "minute and a half" structure. "Cryin'" is decent late-era Aerosmith, but you'd never know it with all the terrible jump cuts they put in the song to make it fit.

siiiiiiiiilence
for a second up there i thought it said Daughtry sang "No Surprises." now that's a performance i would NOT have fast-fowarded through on the DVR.