Glen: "It's a crazy womb."

Did you say there was koi in the Filet-O-Fish?

Back corner? Gee, haysoos, I always thought of you as a Sniffers' Row kind of guy.

You'd think a stripper would know that.

Atom Egoyan is a master of arty sleaze and the casting of beautiful brunettes. See Exotica for example.

Birth of a Nation just might have been improved by more use of the phrase "home slice".

"What about you, Jen? Wouldn't Brad love this?"

Notice: Leo D's High Fives may cause repetitive sneezing, sinus headaches, blurred vision, insomnia and rectal bleeding.

When Demi gets all the kids involved, then it can be Three Strippers and a Mommy

A Harvard Professor is gone, but if you notice, Juanito is back. Coincedence?

If one of you drew a pentangle on the floor and sacrificed a black rooster over it, I'll bet Biastioc will come a-callin'. Better yet, erect a stripper pole in the middle of it.

If I ever find myself in Minnesota, CN, I'll look that up!

I know far too many pretentious douchebags who love Steve Earle, so I'm kinda down on the man.

A friend of mine who lives in Texas always votes for Kinky, whether or not he's running in any given race.

Waffles are the best, and Santos' cheddar & green chili corn waffles sound fooking (see, I'm a charming Irish rapscallion) delicious.

You're right! Why, just as soon as her son was born, Jenny McCarthy became an international expert on childhood vaccines and autism.

I'm sure this tidbit will be used against you in upcoming political battles here.

I believe Christy's preservation is all due to yoga, Harrison.

Working all day out in the fields, pickin' cotton, and only pausing to squat and—SPLAT!—push out another baby.

Humanities, eh?