There was a time, eons ago, when Jaclyn Smith *didn't* make glasses for Lens Crafters.

Amy Winehouse probably thinks E-Trade has something to do with passing around ecstasy at parties.

Throatwobbler Mangrove means he'd like to take Sen. Lindsay Graham, R-SC, hiking in the Appalachians.

"Live teen panelists"…as opposed to dead teens? Or maybe undead teens, just to appeal to the Twilight set.

Lobsters had to go home and put on a few Bai Ling videos to wind down.

And here I thought old crazy bitch with huge tits was a reference to Liza Minelli. It wouldn't be the first time she was someone's beard.

Bring back the draft, dammit! Give these kids something to do!

There is no good Ben Stiller.

I was hoping for some Adrian Belew, because lord knows King Crimson are indie.

I saw Crazy Heart the night before the Oscars, and I didn't realize Bingham was in it until the credits rolled. Good for him to win an Oscar with T-Bone.

That extended John Hughes memorial was shitty in light of all other talented people who died in the last year and also for giving Corman and Bacall short shrift during the main broadcast. I like seeing clips from the careers of the honorary Oscar award winners and hearing the heartfelt speeches.

I agree, Futurechimp. I got the impression, just like the kid in The Blind Side, Gabby Sidibe was the Academy's pet negro for the evening.

I wouldn't mind it at all if next season was all about the politics of "being out" in the political world.

Yeah, that was pretty damn rude to interrupt someone's speech, especially given the fact they only have a limited amount of time.

Good job, Cultural Reference! I hope you played those guesses in an Oscar pool for some cash.

Never go full retard, especially if you're going to hang out with Latin American dictators.

I disagree. This was the first season for me where not only was Bill not sympathetic, his arguments for doing what he was doing made no damn sense. Which SLC voters are going to stick by their polygamist state Senator?

Dumbledore wouldn't know who that was, because he doesn't own a TV.

Or the remains of Ernest "Papa" Hemingway.

Hi Lobsters!