Silly Rabbit! Trix are for KILLERS

The hero forces Robert to back up over some severe tire damage spikes.

Michiko Yokohama

It's like Howard the Duck, only better.

I'm sorry, but you'll have to chain me to a seat if you want to make me watch this film until the credits roll.

Man, all that friction's gonna set your doll on fire CO.

Tombstone was great, but is it really a cult movie?

The best part of those posts was the "one min" and the return.

Again, it's down to the book: Oskar in the movie is more a victim, but in the book it's made very clear—the kid's going to grow up to be seriously disturbed, whether or not he met Eli. He's got a scrapbook of serial killers hidden away in his room that he treasures and pores over every night. In him, Eli's found the…

The best thing in the book was the murder as seen from the point of view of a squirrel in the forest. Faceless Hakan on the move is definitely the runner up.

Lumping LTROI with Picnic at Hanging Rock is a very good idea; both are what I'd call "psychological horror". There's more blood and guts in the former, but most of the terror comes from wondering how the bullies are going to get at Oskar and when Eli's going to reveal what she/he is.

Whether or not the bullies deserved it, I was certainly rooting for Eli in that scene.

archdukechocula really hit the nail on the head. I saw it after the hype started, and I can't say I was disappointed. Admittedly, the CGI cat scene was clunky and comically over-the-top. It snapped me right out of the tone of the rest of the movie. However, I went into LTRO thinking it was not about vampires so…

It's like Casino, only without Sharon Stone.

Yes, Gravy. The 50s' original won Best Picture. It beat The King and I, Giant, The Ten Commandments and Friendly Persuasion.

I'd watch The Conflict Channel, but it's all married couples talking with a therapist about their feelings and shit.

The biggest travesty is the Travel Channel airing those Ghost Hunters shows. Hello? If I want to spend my money on traveling, it's going to be to a place and an event that actually exists, not some supernatural hocus-pocus bullshit. That, and watching grown men being startled by and jumping at nothing I can hear or…

I'd have more to say about their looks, but the red and blue combo makes my eyes ache. I can't focus.

Hell yes to the idea the History Channel should focus on other 20th century wars. The Korean War, for instance. I'll bet a rather large percentage of Americans have no clue what the fuck that was about, or that it happened at all.

So Avatar's this year's Around the World in 80 Days/Titanic/Gladiator/Chicago, so what? We should direct our collective hate to the real target, folks: The Blind Side.