The ONLY thing that might redeem this show would be if they could somehow convince Bill Murray to run around screaming that he'd found a Baby Ruth at the bottom of the pool.

This makes me wince to even consider (being a girl and having a couple of real ones)….but all I could think of was what might happen to those things if she landed the wrong way.  After having fallen 33 feet onto them, say.  In a spectacular fake-chest-flop.  I mean…at how many pounds per inch of pressure do they…

I thought it was a Foley artist who specializes in the sound of a 400-pound belly-flop.

…starring Whitney Cummings, called "Gash Rash".

FOR THE GAME IS AFOOT!!!

And then I figured it out!!!  The ONLY reason I was sitting there doing that was so I could come here and read your hilarious posts.  Not the first time The AV Club has made me stop crying.

I haven't read the review yet but just feel I have to ask you guys…could I have been the ONLY person sitting on the couch last night wondering "Why am I sitting on my couch watching Louie Anderson dive into a pool?"?  I mean…I think I might have had a tear or two streaming down my face…

@avclub-327af0f71f7acdfd882774225f04775f:disqus - Disagree.  Brandon was driving himself over that edge just fine all on his ownsome.  Granted Philip was not the ideal tribe member to have been charged with handling (cosseting) Brandon with the kid gloves necessary to help calm him down…and IIRC Philip was excluding…

Yeah, I reeeeeally do not like Reynold, even at all, but DID think for a second there that maybe he really was trying to lighten the mood somewhat, after a fashion.  And then I think about it some more, and think "Nawww….he's just an asshole".

It seems strange to me, too, that there's never been an actual flesh-to-flesh dustup in the history of Survivor (and maybe there HAS been - I began watching about 3 years ago).  Much as I despise Reality TV (the non-competition variety), somehow I've picked up that even the "most minor" act of physicality is grounds…

I'm betting she'll be even more insufferable the day she loses one of those big black caterpillars she has sitting on her eyelids.  Which - jeez. What the hell kind of false-eyelash glue do they make nowadays that's immune to relentless rain and crashing surf and salty sweat???

I thought he said "I and 1"  !!!

All I can remember about Sherri is that she shoots baskets about as well as my dog does.

LOL!!!  Would love to see a lineup of a cast of psychopaths from history.  I'm going with Hitler or Werner Erhard FTW.

Agree that "psychopath" isn't actually a synonym for "serial killer"; however, I sure as hell wouldn't choose to surround myself with a few…or even ONE, given the circumstances.  I always make a point of distancing myself from psychopaths, while living in a semi-bustling city in a nice house with 2 great big Labs for…

And are they both circumcised?  Because that's the REAL question.

Oh!!  ummm…I guess mine must be the Midwestern interpretation.  Out here in the hinterlands, where everything's always so bleak…

I learn so many things here!!  Like…Brandon's wife is apparently extremely screwed up as well and has written some scary things online (I'm so not-with-it that I have no idea where you'd even find something written by the wife of Brandon Hantz) - and I'll leave it that way.

I reeeeeeally want to know!!!

I've been curious about this and have no idea as to whether there's a precedent (am assuming not)?  But…I'm having trouble understanding why the Favorites team would be penalized for a team member's tantrum (as in why would they have to give up something to get back something the producers had originally provided and…