I absolutely HATED Jeff and was pleased as punch when they bagged him.  'Course my DVR cut off before his apparently very gracious exit interview, which really sucks.  And how perfect that the only fed or California contributions that article could locate for Kent were his $15K to "vote Yes on Prop 8".  I so wish…

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@avclub-f7a05e5d4666ab5d54a699affc35cdd6:disqus @avclub-a454375c08769338ac751fbe05cb4a4e:disqus - OK!!  I think I meant to say I'd have liked it if he'd brought those tanks WITH him, i.e., he'd been lopping off heads and collecting them in his real-life basement for years, or something.  And he couldn't bear to be…

@avclub-f7a05e5d4666ab5d54a699affc35cdd6:disqus @avclub-a454375c08769338ac751fbe05cb4a4e:disqus - OK!!  I think I meant to say I'd have liked it if he'd brought those tanks WITH him, i.e., he'd been lopping off heads and collecting them in his real-life basement for years, or something.  And he couldn't bear to be…

Your arm's off!!

Your arm's off!!

I'd have been more impressed if the heads had been of real people.  As opposed to zombies.  Though I'm not sure how they'd have done that.  From a production standpoint. That is. 

I'd have been more impressed if the heads had been of real people.  As opposed to zombies.  Though I'm not sure how they'd have done that.  From a production standpoint. That is. 

Jesus Christ, I'm sorry I brought it up!!!

Jesus Christ, I'm sorry I brought it up!!!

This is my point about Denise.  I can't imagine anyone in their right mind wanting to sit next to her in the final two??  So far she's not exhibited that elusive thing last year's winner had - that ability to hold the entire island in her thrall…I dunno.  I think I'd rather sit next to Abi or Carter.  Denise, Malcolm…

This is my point about Denise.  I can't imagine anyone in their right mind wanting to sit next to her in the final two??  So far she's not exhibited that elusive thing last year's winner had - that ability to hold the entire island in her thrall…I dunno.  I think I'd rather sit next to Abi or Carter.  Denise, Malcolm…

Oh. My. GOD!!!!  You're so right.  Curses!!!  I've never ever questioned this and simply assumed the wedding planners must have known what they were about when they offered little tulle bouquets of birdseed at the last 40 weddings I've attended.  I blame the birdseed cartel!!!

Oh. My. GOD!!!!  You're so right.  Curses!!!  I've never ever questioned this and simply assumed the wedding planners must have known what they were about when they offered little tulle bouquets of birdseed at the last 40 weddings I've attended.  I blame the birdseed cartel!!!

The "cooking inside you" seemed a bit of a stretch but I did assume it would expand inside you…which made me wonder why I'd not heard of anyone doing it in previous seasons. And then I remembered why you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore, since the poor birdies eat it and then explode.  Or something…

The "cooking inside you" seemed a bit of a stretch but I did assume it would expand inside you…which made me wonder why I'd not heard of anyone doing it in previous seasons. And then I remembered why you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore, since the poor birdies eat it and then explode.  Or something…

And somebody (one of the girls) was wearing BLACK TIGHTS at one of the challenges tonight.  God!!  I've worn black tights, a million times, and you could not pay me to wear them on a beach.  Especially a wet beach.  Oooh!!

And somebody (one of the girls) was wearing BLACK TIGHTS at one of the challenges tonight.  God!!  I've worn black tights, a million times, and you could not pay me to wear them on a beach.  Especially a wet beach.  Oooh!!

Me, too.  He really does seem to be more than just a little bit slow, and he's certainly a mouth-breather…but surely these reality shows administer some sort of…what?  Test?