OH, MY GOD, YES!!

So at least there's ONE girl with ultra-buoyant boobs who knows how to dive.

So at least there's ONE girl with ultra-buoyant boobs who knows how to dive.

Or Proustian.

Or Proustian.

I was sort of pleasantly surprised by Malcolm tonight; somehow I'd gotten the impression that he was a pretty handsome dumbbell…but tonight he said "paramount".  *doyyynnnggg*

I was sort of pleasantly surprised by Malcolm tonight; somehow I'd gotten the impression that he was a pretty handsome dumbbell…but tonight he said "paramount".  *doyyynnnggg*

Do I have wax in my ears or does Probst pronounce Kalabaw strangely?  As in rhyming with "how now brown cow" and not "haw haw"? 

Do I have wax in my ears or does Probst pronounce Kalabaw strangely?  As in rhyming with "how now brown cow" and not "haw haw"? 

I couldn't tell if she actually could not dive because of those boobs or if she really thought that a Lifeguard's Jump was the most efficient way to enter the water.  When, you know, you're in a race, and the goal is to go fast and far. 

I couldn't tell if she actually could not dive because of those boobs or if she really thought that a Lifeguard's Jump was the most efficient way to enter the water.  When, you know, you're in a race, and the goal is to go fast and far. 

Jim Crow has presseveered!

Jim Crow has presseveered!

Neither do I.

Neither do I.

And then there's Adoring Van.

And then there's Adoring Van.

Agreed in spades.  Though if I were forced to come up with a woman who IS too hot for John Locke, it'd definitely not be vanessa williams.  I'd say maybe Hedy Lamarr, or Charlotte Rampling, or Tallullah Bankhead, or Clara Bow…but hell, no.  He'd do just fine with all those women.

Agreed in spades.  Though if I were forced to come up with a woman who IS too hot for John Locke, it'd definitely not be vanessa williams.  I'd say maybe Hedy Lamarr, or Charlotte Rampling, or Tallullah Bankhead, or Clara Bow…but hell, no.  He'd do just fine with all those women.

The Breaking Bad Pilot is the only episode of any show that I can think of right off the top of my head that should most surely have gotten an A++++.  A four-triple A plus.  I could happily watch that thing every other Thursday for the rest of my life.  And I'm not really one of those people.