I STILL cannot recall who Marko is.  At all.  And from what I saw somehow I don't care enough to google or youtube him.  I think I should cut back on the ambien.

And I'm still baffled by that hideous pink lipstick!!  It looked as though Elena loaned her tube to Sonjia (Sonjey?) this week (and if so I hope Sonjia sprayed it with Windex prior to application).  This lippie is a ringer for a shade called "Pink Opaline" by Ultima II that was my signature shade as a youngster and…

And I'm still baffled by that hideous pink lipstick!!  It looked as though Elena loaned her tube to Sonjia (Sonjey?) this week (and if so I hope Sonjia sprayed it with Windex prior to application).  This lippie is a ringer for a shade called "Pink Opaline" by Ultima II that was my signature shade as a youngster and…

I thought Old Navy as well, or maybe the "Discounted to $2.50!" rack at The Dress Barn.  The rack they put out on the sidewalk in nice weather.  The rack of stuff you'd not even bother to steal.

I thought Old Navy as well, or maybe the "Discounted to $2.50!" rack at The Dress Barn.  The rack they put out on the sidewalk in nice weather.  The rack of stuff you'd not even bother to steal.

"No, I don't!"

"No, I don't!"

I loved the stick line!!  It took me a minute to figure out whether he was trying to say "stake" with his lovely accent, but "stick" is ever so much funnier.  I do like his work and somehow quite like his personality and his mournful gaze.  Though I do wish he'd wash his hair.

I loved the stick line!!  It took me a minute to figure out whether he was trying to say "stake" with his lovely accent, but "stick" is ever so much funnier.  I do like his work and somehow quite like his personality and his mournful gaze.  Though I do wish he'd wash his hair.

Yes.  I was trying to picture a woman who weighed more than 71 pounds in that dirndl, and it was not a pretty sight.  Paired with argyle knee-highs and penny loafers!!

Yes.  I was trying to picture a woman who weighed more than 71 pounds in that dirndl, and it was not a pretty sight.  Paired with argyle knee-highs and penny loafers!!

I just have to say that I simply adore Christopher.  He's my alltime favorite PR contestant and I so hope he gets his own show and that it's not as depressingly ghastly as that thing with Austin and Santino in which they drove around and visited trailer parks in Mobile and made bridesmaids' dresses out of rayon. …

I just have to say that I simply adore Christopher.  He's my alltime favorite PR contestant and I so hope he gets his own show and that it's not as depressingly ghastly as that thing with Austin and Santino in which they drove around and visited trailer parks in Mobile and made bridesmaids' dresses out of rayon. …

I have no idea what's happened to Teti but I do remember the brouhaha that ensued over at gawker when Richard Lawson discontinued his (UNBELIEVABLE, TRULY!) Housewives recaps.  The posters there were too shrewd (I think) to indulge in a lot of bitching about whatsisname his replacement since Gawker would just kick you…

I have no idea what's happened to Teti but I do remember the brouhaha that ensued over at gawker when Richard Lawson discontinued his (UNBELIEVABLE, TRULY!) Housewives recaps.  The posters there were too shrewd (I think) to indulge in a lot of bitching about whatsisname his replacement since Gawker would just kick you…

I definitely hear you and am happy to learn that I've (apparently) missed much of the very mean things, because I'm a big softie.  I do have to say that I understand the frustration, though, of longtime AV Clubbers who have become so accustomed to (apparently) simply stellar and highly entertaining writing.  I didn't…

I definitely hear you and am happy to learn that I've (apparently) missed much of the very mean things, because I'm a big softie.  I do have to say that I understand the frustration, though, of longtime AV Clubbers who have become so accustomed to (apparently) simply stellar and highly entertaining writing.  I didn't…

And fake boobs, and the most astonishing shade of pink lipstick I have EVER seen on an adult, and full-on theatrical pancake foundation.  And chartreuse press-on nails!!

And fake boobs, and the most astonishing shade of pink lipstick I have EVER seen on an adult, and full-on theatrical pancake foundation.  And chartreuse press-on nails!!

Make it work!!