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Agreed.  Though I SOOOO preferred Lindsay to Witney…and that didn't do me much good.  What struck me the most about Witney's solo was that there are probably very FEW topless/burlesque Las Vegas dancers (for instance) who could not have done that precise routine just as well, if not better, than Witney did.  She is…

Agreed.  Though I SOOOO preferred Lindsay to Witney…and that didn't do me much good.  What struck me the most about Witney's solo was that there are probably very FEW topless/burlesque Las Vegas dancers (for instance) who could not have done that precise routine just as well, if not better, than Witney did.  She is…

I'm in complete agreement with you re: the guys (I've completely given up griping about Cyrus as it's beyond pointless)…but I did LOVE Chehon's tango and wasn't surprised; hell, his carriage and gait are very tango-y.  Also didn't like Melanie as much as I did last year.  Couldn't figure out if she'd put on a couple…

I'm in complete agreement with you re: the guys (I've completely given up griping about Cyrus as it's beyond pointless)…but I did LOVE Chehon's tango and wasn't surprised; hell, his carriage and gait are very tango-y.  Also didn't like Melanie as much as I did last year.  Couldn't figure out if she'd put on a couple…

Was that the season that Mia Michaels was a "permanent" judge?  I can't remember but am pretty sure, and whereas I normally would not miss Mary I REEEEALLY did not like Mia as a judge.  At all.  Ugh.

Was that the season that Mia Michaels was a "permanent" judge?  I can't remember but am pretty sure, and whereas I normally would not miss Mary I REEEEALLY did not like Mia as a judge.  At all.  Ugh.

Well, I didn't find her stiff and uncomfortable.  I just thought she was a snooty bitch, plain and simple.  I guess I always have.  And Curtis's mugging was even more embarrassing than it usually is.

Well, I didn't find her stiff and uncomfortable.  I just thought she was a snooty bitch, plain and simple.  I guess I always have.  And Curtis's mugging was even more embarrassing than it usually is.

OMG I completely forgot about Ilan!!!!!  I've no idea who Jill Davie is but can safely say I'm pretty sure I hate Ilan more than any chef since the beginning of time.

OMG I completely forgot about Ilan!!!!!  I've no idea who Jill Davie is but can safely say I'm pretty sure I hate Ilan more than any chef since the beginning of time.

Agreed - I mean!!  The judges just could not stop trashing that duck…from "raw" to "tough" to "flabby"!!  (which I particularly loved).  Art's ouster was a shocker and his exit was unexpectedly gracious, IMO…I'm extremely happy I'll not have to hear Oprah's name again…or the fact that he's gay, either.  I was a teensy…

Agreed - I mean!!  The judges just could not stop trashing that duck…from "raw" to "tough" to "flabby"!!  (which I particularly loved).  Art's ouster was a shocker and his exit was unexpectedly gracious, IMO…I'm extremely happy I'll not have to hear Oprah's name again…or the fact that he's gay, either.  I was a teensy…

"Hey, yeah, guys, LOOK!!  LOOK!  She's blind!!  Wow!!  Pretty stunning, that, eh??  Amazing!!!  Wow."

"Hey, yeah, guys, LOOK!!  LOOK!  She's blind!!  Wow!!  Pretty stunning, that, eh??  Amazing!!!  Wow."

I'd feel better equipped if I were to arm myself with a memorized version of the most *stunning* risotto.  I'm pretty sure his stunning trumps his amazing.

I'd feel better equipped if I were to arm myself with a memorized version of the most *stunning* risotto.  I'm pretty sure his stunning trumps his amazing.

Yeah I just hope Todd wrote all those voluminous notes on his spiral notebook with invisible ink or something.

Yeah I just hope Todd wrote all those voluminous notes on his spiral notebook with invisible ink or something.

I think we're to assume that Walt's going to team up with Todd from THIS episode…and boy do I think that  that's one big fat baaaaaaaaaad idea.  BAD!!  That boy Tod is wild and woolly and just plain scary as hell, IMO…and Walt's going to have to do some fancy stepping if he's to keep up with the fast-paced wonkiness…