Had to turn the channel after the cutie-pie chicken gal from Oviedo, Fl…she did resemble Natalie Wood but for all that's holy when she poked her index finger into her mouth, ducked her chin, batted those lashes and giggle/purred "whaaaaat? tee hee hee?" and then KEPT that index finger in her mouth throughout, I lost…

Had to turn the channel after the cutie-pie chicken gal from Oviedo, Fl…she did resemble Natalie Wood but for all that's holy when she poked her index finger into her mouth, ducked her chin, batted those lashes and giggle/purred "whaaaaat? tee hee hee?" and then KEPT that index finger in her mouth throughout, I lost…

My mother had a habit of (helpfully) preparing me for the aging process…she provided me with insights into things like: what happens to your beautiful kneecaps on your 40th birthday (they fall. Hard.); to your baby-blue eyes on your 35th birthday (they fail. Mercilessly.); and to the backs of your upper arms on your…

My mother had a habit of (helpfully) preparing me for the aging process…she provided me with insights into things like: what happens to your beautiful kneecaps on your 40th birthday (they fall. Hard.); to your baby-blue eyes on your 35th birthday (they fail. Mercilessly.); and to the backs of your upper arms on your…

Haven't played the 2nd clip because this shit's just too sad but the still shot of that woman with the big head of puffy black hair sure does look like linda ronstadt.

Haven't played the 2nd clip because this shit's just too sad but the still shot of that woman with the big head of puffy black hair sure does look like linda ronstadt.

And I think we'd all be interested in seeing your fapability scale, after all. Do you feel equal to sharing?  Jeez I can't think of  ONE that's worthy of the fap, but I'm a girl so there's that. I'd still have to go with stalwart sonya in this realm.  She knows what she's about and she knows how to go about getting…

And I think we'd all be interested in seeing your fapability scale, after all. Do you feel equal to sharing?  Jeez I can't think of  ONE that's worthy of the fap, but I'm a girl so there's that. I'd still have to go with stalwart sonya in this realm.  She knows what she's about and she knows how to go about getting…

As it happens, I just do!!  Here ya go:

As it happens, I just do!!  Here ya go:

Have at it!!  Speaking only for myself, of course, I think it would be extremely funny. I'm wondering if the prosthetic leg rates higher or lower on the fapability index?

Have at it!!  Speaking only for myself, of course, I think it would be extremely funny. I'm wondering if the prosthetic leg rates higher or lower on the fapability index?

OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!  Is richard lawson still recapping this somewhere???  Can you tell me where so I can get some sleep???  (Last I heard he'd landed at some very respectable gig and the housewives were nowhere to be found.) I would truly (truly!) pay 500 bucks for one of his stunning diatribes on these new…

OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!  Is richard lawson still recapping this somewhere???  Can you tell me where so I can get some sleep???  (Last I heard he'd landed at some very respectable gig and the housewives were nowhere to be found.) I would truly (truly!) pay 500 bucks for one of his stunning diatribes on these new…

Agreed.  This was my very first AV F.  I'm so proud.

Agreed.  This was my very first AV F.  I'm so proud.

I dunno about heather being a lot of fun.   Just listening to her talk to/at ramona made me very anxious…and somehow her face makes mine hurt.  My face.  Can't explain it.  Might be those comically arched brows or something.   The death's-head rictus maybe?

I dunno about heather being a lot of fun.   Just listening to her talk to/at ramona made me very anxious…and somehow her face makes mine hurt.  My face.  Can't explain it.  Might be those comically arched brows or something.   The death's-head rictus maybe?

Ya think??  I do hope that with her bravo paycheck she springs for a new bridge.  Or a new partial.  Or whatever that thing is.

Ya think??  I do hope that with her bravo paycheck she springs for a new bridge.  Or a new partial.  Or whatever that thing is.