ITA about awesomeness (and necessity!!) of this article.  Have not had time to read through all 450 posts, but…has anyone mentioned ANTM?  Think it's called "Antenna TV" or something like that (via Bright House; live in the midwest).  No moderator/host a la robert osborne, as far as I know; no festivals or otherwise…

Jeez, I absolutely HATED this episode - so much so that I even forgot to come here to catch the recap.  Which, though always better than the show, was still not enough of a draw.  No idea why I'm here now, but it's interesting to see the dramatic dropoff in comments.  Anyway, for me the biggest problem by far is the…

Jeez, I thought I was flashing back to TAR and The Great Bunny Steeplechase.  What is up with this woman's incessant nose-wrinkling???  I'm sure it's a tic and I should feel ashamed for bringing it up, but I don't.

I hear ya fer shur…but I still can't say I blame the dudez.  I'm trying to imagine the state your mind would be in as you're careening down the homestretch, gagging and gasping and stumbling, and you spy a team in front of you, and you're aware that you've won several legs but still…what if THIS is the leg that has a…

I guess I sort of agree, but I also think that, in the heat of the moment in a competition for a million bucks, you might just consider, for one panicked moment, that maybe this year will be the year they…lessee…give an extra $100K to any team that wins more than five legs!!!!  Or something like that.  Bottom line to…

Agreed.  Another thing occurred to me last night as I watched this bunny steeplechase, which I'd never seen (sadly)—-I've observed first-hand the benefits of bringing pets to shut-ins…and I'm thinking that the addition of a bunny steeplechase course to convalescent homes would be a REALLY smart idea.  The look of…

I would have much preferred to see the dating couple leave this week.  Laurence was pretty bad, but he did have a nice moment or two, and this week it seemed almost as though someone had put a bug in his ear about how he was appearing to viewers.  I don't remember his EVER having "forgiven" his son for screwing up a…

I KNOW!  It was particularly disheartening to watch TAR tonight, followed immediately by the previews for next week's "Next Iron Chef America" in which the mystery protein is…you guessed it.  *sob*

Agreed.  But not as big a jerk move, IMO, as ernie's opening statement re: "we were pretty upset since we basically had the win stolen from us" (sic).  Stolen from you?  Are you INSANE?  This is a race!  And as IF they'd have done any differently had the tables been turned.  I can just see Cindy running up right…

The preternaturally subtextual mad men.

Last week I commented on the fact that I thought Maggie was a little too hard on Glenn after their pharmacy tryst, esp. inasmuch as it appeared he may have been a virgin…and I was thoroughly disagreed with.  To those disagreers I say bah, humbug.  Tonight she was REEEEEALLY a bitch, period dot ("those are 11 minutes I…

Crow.

I don't like it at all.  But then again I'm not a big fan of watching much of anything online, particularly on food network or bravo.  The commercials are relentless and there's no escape at ALL…plus to me the concept is wonky.  Am I going to sit through interminable commercials for PAM and turkey basters to watch a…

Is it the fact that she talks about snakes or the fact that she uses the word "fuckin'" AS she talks about snakes that gave you the boner?  If my lip-reading skills haven't deserted me.

ITA!!  Even as I watched I kept thinking - Jeez, he keeps freaking about the fact that he's only got 15 minutes left…why the HELL doesn't he pour 10% of that huge cauldron into a saucepan/skillet/whatever, which WILL be done in 15 minutes?  I can only think that there's…I don't know.  An arcane rule the show didn't…

I've long been partial to "skirt", "babe" and "twist" - but you're right.  None of these has the right ring in this context.  And of course they don't start with "bro".

OY!!!!!!

Best line of the night:  "She must have hopped out of my patrol car at a stop sign or somethin' on the way to the precinct house.  Just make sure you keep your doors locked."

Jeez, you guys are cold.

Keith Carradine's man ass on Dexter was shockingly OK.  For a 70-year-old.