I think the clear best would be his pleasuring himself as the tears rained down. It's REALLY too bad you can't type that. (And so…what's the deal here re: slang and borderline nasty language?  As in…referring to ben's masturbation using words other than PH?)

That was hiLARious!!!  And the most jarring thing about this show, to me…must say I absolutely love the opening (and closing) credits - I hit that rewind button and watch them 3 times, every week.  I love the ugly blatting big old horns and the music that sounds like a wonky drippy faucet. Love love love the…

"Favorite awesome character behavior of the week: Larry punting a plastic Jack o’ lantern off the porch. Hilarious."     I do agree that the punting was hilarious and the character behavior awesome, but unless I'm crazy it was Ben who did the punting.  So.  Am I crazy?  Be kind.

Since the notion that this show is even remotely about or concerned with fashion or clothes or design or runways or haute couture or ready-wear is…prePOSterous, and Lifetime doesn't even bother to keep up the pretense anymore, I think it's clear that everyone concerned and particularly the "designers" have bigger…

"So the joke’s on us. We thought we were watching the first half of the Super Bowl, and instead we got a bloated, pointless Pro Bowl." and…

Totally. And she can speak polish!!

I know, right??  I hate it when they use dogs in horror things, as they always do…was actually amazed the poor thing made it through the pilot.  He/she's not long for this weird world.

Speaking of soundtrack homages, there were also 6-8 bars of Bernard Herrmann roughly 10 minutes prior to the end; am being driven crazy since I can't remember if these bars were lifted from North by Northwest or Psycho.  It was jarring to hear music from such gems accompanying this mess.