I know this makes me a pedantic douche, but the constant confusion of arctic and antarctic on these boards annoys the hell out of me. Here's a handy guide:

Technically, Locke never did promise not to try to bring Sun back. He agreed after Jin said don't bring my BABY back to the island. At the time, I thought that Locke was jumping on a loop-hole - he thought he could get away with promising to not bring the baby back, as the kid was born off-island, but Jin would think…

I think she's a spy

At the time, I thought that was how SHE technically passed the test - she didn't actually touch it, but she did "make" the lights go off.

Last week you missed the wrap-up scene, now this…admit it - you're doing bong rips every time they drop some decolletage

@scotteb: That is the awesomest proof in the history of cultural mathematics. I have copied it to a .txt file and fully intend to plagiarize the shit out of that meme. You will not be cited, but you are hereby acknowledged.

So, this is only tangentially relevant, but it seems like the place to bring it up…I was watching SLC Punk at my brother-in-law's the other day - he had never seen it before, and it had been a while for me (Jason Segel's in this? Huh!). For all its faults, that movie does capture some essential aspects of being in a…

Wait - they were flying over Australia?

The reason they used polar bears instead of mice was so they could train the polar bears to turn the island-shifting wheel (would take a whole lot of mice to do that). That was also why the polar bear cages had all that funky training equipment.

The real one? 'Cuz that kinda looks like the Calistoga one

I thought the will they or won't they crap storyline was just about Marshall.

I, too, am of the legions of lurkers who never bothered to register before, but now feel compelled to by all the revamp's bells & whistles. I had a number of anonymous posts that will never be attributed to me, which is largely for the best. And, I kind of plan to go AKA whenever I have something extra douchey to say.