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Sex scenes.  Pretty much all of them.
Unless it's porn or the nature of the sex is important to the story (which is rare), it's clearly just exploitation, which is fine for like a Russ Meyer movie or whatever, but it totally rips me out of the story because it's like "look, it's sex time!"

Sex scenes.  Pretty much all of them.
Unless it's porn or the nature of the sex is important to the story (which is rare), it's clearly just exploitation, which is fine for like a Russ Meyer movie or whatever, but it totally rips me out of the story because it's like "look, it's sex time!"

I'm very very lenient about how horror movie victims behave.  I don't know how I'd react when dealing with some supernatural monster or ghost.  I'd probably do a bunch of really dumb shit, too.

I'm very very lenient about how horror movie victims behave.  I don't know how I'd react when dealing with some supernatural monster or ghost.  I'd probably do a bunch of really dumb shit, too.

Props to Amadeus, where the actor learned how to play Mozart for the movie.  God I love that movie so much I wanna marry it.

Props to Amadeus, where the actor learned how to play Mozart for the movie.  God I love that movie so much I wanna marry it.

You don't have a pause button?

You don't have a pause button?

Reading youtube comments is like jerking off with shampoo.  It might seem like an amusing distraction at the time but it will just cause you pain and tears.

Reading youtube comments is like jerking off with shampoo.  It might seem like an amusing distraction at the time but it will just cause you pain and tears.

Orson at his lowest, drunkenly pimping champagne:

Orson at his lowest, drunkenly pimping champagne:

Yep.
One source of (usually good-natured) argument between my mother and me is her belief in prophetic dreams and various superstitious and my skepticism.  I remember watching this is a kid and she was totally into it, and then freaking out when the actor they got to portray the mid-east ruler who will destroy looked a

Yep.
One source of (usually good-natured) argument between my mother and me is her belief in prophetic dreams and various superstitious and my skepticism.  I remember watching this is a kid and she was totally into it, and then freaking out when the actor they got to portray the mid-east ruler who will destroy looked a

The only humans left to fight the Shadows were the ones that Sheridan commanded.  I'd say the Shadows did a pretty good and subtle job of weakening that enemy.

The only humans left to fight the Shadows were the ones that Sheridan commanded.  I'd say the Shadows did a pretty good and subtle job of weakening that enemy.

"cliche genetically engineered mental patients"
that's a cliche?

"cliche genetically engineered mental patients"
that's a cliche?

The problem with Keiko for me is the same as a lot of characters that are defined and valued primarily- or exclusively- by their relationship to a more important character.

The problem with Keiko for me is the same as a lot of characters that are defined and valued primarily- or exclusively- by their relationship to a more important character.