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Zach Ryder: Am I supposed to be using this logitech headset to sing into?
Recording Engineer: Yes.

if i hadn't seen heroes, sarah connor chronicles would be the worst show i've watched all the way through. it had 1 great scene (bodies falling into pool) and the rest were horrible.

i push that "Celtic Classics" button everytime i walk by that display at target.

but you NEEEEED quicktime. everyone watches their movies on it!

first cd: fresh prinze + dj jazzy jeff's Summertime
last cd: arcade fire's neon bible

thats so gross, Destiny.

a trash humpers remake so soon?

save it for the spoiler space!

you don't get a notification if i just like your post, but i want you to have an notification to show i thoroughly enjoyed this misread and post.

Big Beautiful Probers!

^SCIENTOLOGY PLANT

and when you're done with the article, stay for the 90s gifs and maybe a video made out of those gifs, and then rubbable gifs from that video.

pointing to a big plate of pancakes that he's going to pour that syrup onto.

i hate being first so i'm self-sabotaging.

on account of his shortness.

always reachin' for the tupperware on the top shelves

The plot of the show is actually a woman reading a sea captain's letter, which recalls the verbally spoken story of Dr. Frankenstein.

you're mad about not being first?