i like reddit's IAMAs because you get ones like "i am a singer/songwriter trying to break into the music biz!" and its just some kid going around to open mics or "i am an independant filmmaker trying to break into the movie biz!" and its just some kid making swingset/dogfight movies.

But right after that was the Momento where he got nipple tattoos and schwarzenegger made a bunch of memory puns.

But right after that was the Momento where he got nipple tattoos and schwarzenegger made a bunch of memory puns.

because we love u

Last Girl: You just can’t go around killing people.
Leatherface: Why?
Last Girl: What do you mean why? ‘Cause you can’t.
Leatherface: Why?
Last Girl: Because you just can’t, OK? Trust me on this.

or to a different city in Texas.

its time to greet the new zeks…

you guys are going to feel bad for making me feel bad.

please come back and add a link!

I wrote the wrong ___ luck thing earlier.

what you described is the exact plot of Strange Luck.

he's throwing tiny garbage cans through the shrink wrap to diffuse the situation.

I known whenever i'm sneaking rides in the trunks of tweens cars they always have a mirror man sing along.

PM me your checking routing #. Probably IAD to BUR? I prefer marriotts but I could be talked down to a wyndham chain.

i've read through all of them and no one has explained it.

sometimes i cut together a quick rebuttal film during a movie that i didn't like and then show it to everyone during the credits.

conan mentioned chicago in a joke and i said "WOO!" and he said "enough of that." and i said "Sorry!" and he smiled a little and kept going. i thought you were supposed to say "woo" when they mentioned your city. now a days (14 years later!) I'd sit quietly with my hands folded and laugh when the sign lit up.

(checks urban dictionary)

*ryan adams walk offstage

i thought the same thing in 2007 when she had the wilcannia mob on her track.