yeah, I remember needing a copy of Blue Velvet for a class project back in college and none of the Blockbusters around carried the film. And since they had done such a good job exterminating all of their competitors, I had to *shudder* go to the library.

we tried to use one the other day, in a remote part of Vermont where we were vacationing, but the movie selection was a bit sparse (I believe the Road was one of the most recent offerings) and what they did have largely consisted of dreck. But it's only like a buck or something.

Misty Gowanda

ZMF makes perfect sense. YES IS SAID YES I WILL SLAP YOUR BITCH ASS YES.

oddly enough Pitchfork is made up of a bunch of people who while like minded, don't always agree. Maya might end up on their year end best list even with this particular reviewer finding it poor.

Things my Wife could do without me liking
There Will Be Blood (boring)
the Venture Bros (doesn't make sense)
Sealab 2021 (OK, so pretty much anything animated/on Adult Swim
Mr Show (not funny)
Most British Comedies (make her uncomfortable)
Radiohead (she says they are 'pointlessly sad sounding')

on the plus side
maybe the movie will be so toxic that 3D as WELL as the Saw franchise are weakened enough so that their inevitable end will not just be some theoretical point in the future but a light at the end of slightly shorter if not grislier and "way in your face" tunnel?

Sensationalism blah blah blah
people, PEOPLE, a human being has died here, show a little respect. Yes, Twilight sucks, but I find it a little cavalier, the AV Club, that you would stoop to such a sensationalist news article.

cute, fine, but I find it hard to process the cuteness what with all the

anyone else find Brandis in drag a little hot? Just me then? OK.

chaining that pansy up in the attic and feeding him a bucket of fish heads once a week almost saved ZMF's parents' marriage.

Tom Hardy
Is a great choice. Dude is going to be as well known as your DiCaprio or your Damon and very soon, too.

3D Pee-Pee
It will seem as if Fergie's urine is pooling right out of her pants and into your air-conditioned cineplex.

I'd pitch in but then we'd all have to share when all i really want is the Carl Yastremski with the big sudeburns.

Obligatory Simpsons Quote For the New Writer or at Least the Person's Name I've Never Seen Previous to This
(Alex) Birko Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?

tough actin' Firstfailin. BOOM!

it's funny because your little avatar guy is looking into his drawers while saying that.

i bet the younger andy rooney found a need for his pidpud.

You are absolutely right, PH. An excellent bit of Cletus-speak on Cross's part.

here's hoping you complete the trifecta. I believe in you.