Have they announced how many episodes will be in this season?  The first had twelve or thirteen, as I recall, and last season only had ten.  I was hoping that if this is to be the last season, DeKnight might be able to pull a Vince Gilligan move and convince the studio to give him a few extra episodes to properly wrap…

But a loss to all the fun we were having with "Welcome to Earf!" regardless of whether or not he actually said it.

But a loss to all the fun we were having with "Welcome to Earf!" regardless of whether or not he actually said it.

I care!  Those were a dozen chickens who will never have the chance to be Kentucky Fried, Popeyed, pot-pied, or McNuggeted.  Or served with waffles.  What a tragic waste…

I care!  Those were a dozen chickens who will never have the chance to be Kentucky Fried, Popeyed, pot-pied, or McNuggeted.  Or served with waffles.  What a tragic waste…

Fuckin' Sparkletts - how does it work?

Fuckin' Sparkletts - how does it work?

But if that were to occur, then saying that they disagree on the shape of the planet would be accurate.  And even though such a position is patently insane, and I would seriously question anyone who tried to say the earth is flat, I'd also want to know why the hell they think that in the first place.  Presenting the…

But if that were to occur, then saying that they disagree on the shape of the planet would be accurate.  And even though such a position is patently insane, and I would seriously question anyone who tried to say the earth is flat, I'd also want to know why the hell they think that in the first place.  Presenting the…

"One of the biggest problems with the news media today is that in the interest of fairness, reporters give both sides of a debate equal weight, even when one side is either lying or crazy."

"One of the biggest problems with the news media today is that in the interest of fairness, reporters give both sides of a debate equal weight, even when one side is either lying or crazy."

Anything is better than the turd that Alicia Keyes sang for the last Bond movie, delivered with her customary "punch the lyrics to death" singing technique.

Anything is better than the turd that Alicia Keyes sang for the last Bond movie, delivered with her customary "punch the lyrics to death" singing technique.

The obsession episode, where that super hot doctor (I think she was played by Emma Samms) ran over Chris with her car, then he fell in love with her and started to stalk her. Plus, Amy Yasbeck was pretty damn cute in that episode too.

The obsession episode, where that super hot doctor (I think she was played by Emma Samms) ran over Chris with her car, then he fell in love with her and started to stalk her. Plus, Amy Yasbeck was pretty damn cute in that episode too.

True, but it didn't matter because season two was even better than the first. Spewey, spelling bees, parolee girlfriends, and above all, Time Juice!

True, but it didn't matter because season two was even better than the first. Spewey, spelling bees, parolee girlfriends, and above all, Time Juice!

And his elbow juice? Nectar of the gods…

And his elbow juice? Nectar of the gods…

Let's not forget the creme-junkie method, where you take two Oreos and twist one of the cookie sides off each of them. The sides are then eaten, leaving you with two single cookies topped with the creme filling. Those are then pressed together to make a cookie with a double-thick layer of creme (even more awesome if…