I believe there was a series of old Dilbert comics that talked about what would happen if Star Trek technology existed in real life. The transporter basically allowed thieves to rob you blind without ever entering your house and the hollowdeck swallowed up anyone who ever went inside because they never left it. Sounds…

Pheobe
She has hollow bones!

@Josetedr: I'm pretty sure that "creating The Smurfs movie" is be a legitimate reason for revoking someone's doctorate.

Nobody Smurf…
Does anyone remember that pit of existential dread named "Nobody Smurf"? As I recall, he was a smurf that was never seen in any other episode except the one starring him, and the whole point was that literally none of the other smurfs ever acknowledged his existence… of course, that is until something…

Curtis E. Bear: This English have no feeling on this matter, or any other. They all had it beat of out them in public school.

More financial institution-themed entertainment, please!
Because this worked so great for the Geiko cavement TV show! America can't get enough of entertainment based on insurance provider/investment banking spokespeople!

1981, but to see the clothes I wore as a child, you would think it the mid-70s…

Moving on to where?
If the cast has already moved on from the show, shouldn't they be turning up in other roles? You could see Katherine Heigl's departure from Gray's Anatomy from a mile away — she's a movie star (of sorts) now. But I can't recall seeing Zach Braff or Sarah Chalke anywhere else than Scrubs for a while…

I thought you were supposed to wait until the 3rd shitty sequel to go 3D…
Rather than thin, they should make Olive Oil aggressively 2D.

Ah, well…
at least it's a *Hollywood-style* jiggle-your-jugs test. Anything less would just be unprofessional.

@Avatard: You mean Avatar, right?

Such a Coach McGurk line. YouTube is full of highlight reels of H. Jon Benjamin. Sometimes I like to load 'em up when I'm in a bad mood and just lol.

Fiber One
Did anyone else notice that one of Widmore's goons is the little milquetoast guy from the Fiber One commercials?

That'll do
Jenna ate the pig from Babe!

Jamie Foxx…
is also no stranger to stupid bullshit done for the sake of a paycheck.

Tosh is mostly funny, but I hate all the anti-women, anti-foreigner, anti-gay bullshit. If he's using it to shock, it's failing and if he's using it to tweak stereotypes, it's not working. Mostly it makes him look like a douche and his audience uncomfortable. There's a reason the web redemption segments are the best —…

The body stocking sort of creeps me out. But so does the relentlessly wholesome vibe of the whole video. Showing navel would have simply been too whorish for a this thing.

Pappas is a non-entity
I'm not sure about Ricky Gervais' romantic history, but Madonna and Larry David seem like some pretty ironic choices for "Marriage Refs." Is it any surprise Larry kept advising divorce? And, really, if she had free reign, wouldn't Madonna's advice to be acquire a string of ever-younger model…

Only inside his head… repeatedly.

Coming from Larry David, that's really saying something…
"This is easily the most uncomfortable hour I've ever spent in my life."