Everyone knows the Big Giant Head is William Shatner.

CGI misogyny
Between Jada Pinkett Smith as the hippopotamus in the Madagascar movies and Queen Latifa as the female mammoth in these films, I think the black community should start boycotting children's movies for their insistence on portraying African-American women as enormous pre-historic land mammals.

CGI misogyny
Between Jada Pinkett Smith as the hippopotamus in the Madagascar movies and Queen Latifa as the female mammoth in these films, I think the black community should start boycotting children's movies for their insistence on portraying African-American women as enormous pre-historical land mammals.

I like to believe that the whole Garfield II thing was just some sort of elaborate prank.

@Goofus: Actually, God only created fossilized remains of mammoths and dinosaurs to test our faith. They couldn't have ever really existed since the earth is only 6,000 years old. This movie — as well as all of "pre-history" — are only illusions created to weed out the nonbelievers.

No, seriously… Babaloo Mandel!?
Has there ever been a name more suited to a Hollywood scriptwriting hack than Babaloo Mandel?

Reuters reported that TMZ reported it; however, the LA Times and CBS News are now reporting that he's died. CNN is still waiting to confirm.

I fear poor Farrah's death is about to be eclipsed by a barrage of Jackson retrospectives.

Sorry, I tried to go classy. You can easily find some FHM-style photos of her using Google and a box of Kleenex.

Elija Wood and Johnny Depp both seem to possess about 50 percent more cheekbone than the average human being. I think they're breeding actors in labs for them now, similar to those chickens who can't stand up because they're all breast meat. A similar process is responsible in politics for producing the the Kennedy's…

I still enjoy Burton's films, but I admit that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was pretty hit or miss. Hopefully he does better retooling this children's classic… the promise of mixing CGI and real-life is troublesome, however. Does anyone else remember Martin Short's enormousness computer-enhanced cranium from the…

Nice! Thanks, all.

Depp photo…?
The three images on USA Today are cool, but they pale in comparison to that fantastic shot of Depp as the Hatter. Where did that pic come from? And is there an equivalent cast shot of the lovely Bonham-Carter?

What's the female equivalent of a Peter Pan Complex?
And I thought "Rainbow," Butterfly, "Charmbracelet" and "Glitter" were stupid. This actually makes me wish she would return to the days of viciously pandering to 8 year old girls… The notebook scrawl-worthy anger of these latest album titles makes me suspect that…

By the way…
Good for him for having the courage to go public with this.

Chase would be my bet.

I believe you also need to use a penis pump to achieve an erection if you're wang's been built from a vajayjay. It's much easier to create a vagina from a penis than vice versa. Surprisingly, really, considering how much more complicated the female reproductive system is. (Of course, they also can't built…

I knew someone who went through with a male-to-female sexual transition. Ironically, they ended up looking a lot like Chasity Bono post-op…

Q: How could this be more useless?
A: They could have sent you the hi-res images and detailed list without even bothering to ask your permission… What else could you possibly want clogging your inbox!?

I hate it when people say they don't own a tv. Especially people who read pop culture websites about tv. The only way to get a pass from me on this is if you're a homeless person browsing the web at your local library.