If becoming the head writer of SNL is a "small success," I hope I can be at least half that lucky.

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An overly convoluted narrative gimmick AND in-show commercials! I must be dreaming!

I'm pretty sure 90 percent of the Internet was built — and later consumed — by people who were supposed to be working

I know I'll be killed for this, but I rented the originally Pink Panther and just couldn't finish it. The pacing on that film is sooooo slow. I know it's from the 70s, but damn.

I have NEVER accidentally gotten ready for school on a Saturday.

Also, I saw Wiig on Letterman, and she can't tell a story to save her life. She just sat there and gave the shortest possible answers to every question. Apparently, she was a dental assistant and then decided to get on a bus for LA and got famous. If there's more to this story — or if she's aware that this is an…

Kristin Wiig is funny, but her character's really aren't. I mean, they're all variations on the same "wacky" middle-aged lady.

I was excited by the appearance of the Banjo, but then confused by the song. I just assumed it was for a kid's album and went with it, but learning it was not, that's just befuddling.

Ha ha!
OoooOOoohhh! Nancy's in trooouubbblle!

Destiny problem
Why bury the bomb? If the mere fact it never went off is enough to conclude that it's safe, couldn't Daniel just tell them to shoot at it for a while or wail on it with a hammer? It would all have the same effect, right? It's like Michael trying to kill himself. Not gonna happen.

She's also great at bathing in the beach. Do not discount that.

It's probably pretty safe to assume that Penny's also a college grad. Rose appeared to be a fairly successful businesswomen or something when they first introduced her and Bernard. And Libby was a psychologist, so she went to school. In terms of the early cast, I think Boon and Shannon were practically the definition…

I, too, assumed that the Brits spoke Latin because they learned it in school. That explanation seems simpler than Juliette's.

Apologies if I mixed up a few character's names, this was written in haste. But I think you can still tell what I mean.

A few things
Why is the woman so secretive and bitchy to Peter about what she wants to speak to his father about when it turns out to be so benign (no blame, just mourning)? It seems unfair to criticize him for being overprotective of his dad when everything about her attitude was just screaming confrontation.

Training the polar bears to turn the wheel is a neat idea, but if that was the case, how could Ben possibly ever turn it on his own?

Maybe they're from Pottery Barn Kids? But, yeah, it seemed a strange place for Sheldon to shop at. Maybe they're just working off the theory that name-dropped Pottery Barn is always funny. There are episodes of both Friends and Seinfeld that revolve heavily on Pottery Barn catalogs, for example…

I thought Philbin smashing the newspaper machine in rage was pretty funny.

Actually, wasn't it Jenna who said she took a Silkwood shower after sleeping with Frank?

Yes.