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Good Old J.R.
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MINORITIES! MINORITIES! MINORITIES! By the Waters of Babylon, MINORITIES!

An attack on a wrestler is one thing, but to direct a, a, a verbal assault at one of the announcers, who only stutters slightly to convey the, the way a person can sometimes, uh, pause mid-sentence to formulate the rest of his thought, is just cowardly. This man is a coward.

Strong words there by Wroutaic. Hogan himself taking on a, a, a number of , uh, opponents in the near future. The question remains, will Hogan add one more to that already, uh, astounding number of matches?

Oh sweet child o' mine! MATLOCK! MATLOCK! MATLOCK! We'll see you next week!

FOAM FINGER! FOAM FINGER! FOAM FINGER! By the power of Grayskull, FOAM FINGER!!!

Sweet Jesus of Nazareth! SHTICK! SHTICK! SHTICK!

MANGROVE! MANGROVE! MANGROVE! Mother Mary and Joseph!