The real crime with Juno was the God Damn Juno Font.

Remember the Jude Law/Chris Rock/Sean Penn incident from a few years ago? Just thinking about that shit still makes me squirm for Sean Penn. He came off as such a self-serious dick.

Somewhere in Federal prison, there was a guy who went into a murderous rage every time he watched Home Improvement.

The Mathematical Dick! Wear a scarf, hit on Harvaad chicks; I love that shit.

May Mr. Awesome be blessed with the gnarliest pieces of poon, and the killiest of kill screens.

Please tell me
That Mr. Awesome is involved.