The only thing on this whole page I take issue with is that "already unlistenable" was attributed to chelsea, not me. can't you guys let me have anything? -harris

dear PhonyPope, do you consider yourself to be an unhappy person? do people frequently, in your real life, go "hey whys that guy so grumpy?" cause you seem like one grumpy fuck. where did you learn to communicate? how is telling someone anonymously on the internet that they "did a shitty job" a nice way to live your…

Milton Waddams, its seems like somewhere along the way youve forgotten that PAWNEE IS A FICTIONAL TOWN. So mayhaps, other facts on the show are fictional too. take a xanax, bruh.

Historically, I only respond to jerks on here. But to answer your question zetes — I am the animal control guy everytime. i had a huge speech railing against leslie in the town hall meeting. However, it was cut for time. Maybe itll be in the deleted scenes or something.

We have explained many times she is part time city councilwoman/part time parks employee.

as for you joe, you worthless cancer on society, read my response to leeharvey.

hey lee harvey, fuck you! There are two types of people in this world: lauryn hill in sister act 2 and then laryn hill's mom in sister act 2. You are lauryn hill's mom. You sit there and bash others without ever taking risks yourself. Here is what I will say though, I'd rather be a shitty comedian than a critic.

dear joe sixpack,

Dear Joe Sixpack,

HEY FUCK YOU MAN!

HEY MAN FUCK YOU!!! HAHAHAH

I'm glad Phish was never embraced by the masses. It's hard enough to get tickets to their shows.   Also, people that say their songs are "30 minutes" have not listened to them. Their songs are well-written 3 and a half minute songs for the most part, with very catchy melodies. Then, where a guitar solo would be in a…