I just read "Sit Ubu Sit"…
the autobiography of the guy who had the dog named Ubu, and who made some tv shows. He had a good line about Bill Lawrence from when they worked on Spin City, "He would come up with 100 ideas, 98 of which would be crap and 2 would be so brilliant no one else on earth could have come up with…

Look Captain Giggles, you may not like the films but that is no reason to refer to Michael Bay that way. He has feelings.

Honkey Grandma, you made me laugh mid-yawn.

The Shittiest Spaghetti Western I've ever seen…
Would be "Death Rides a Horse" starring Lee van Cleef. I got it at my local Dollar Store. Lee van Cleef is good in it, every thing else about it is complete shit.

I haven't played Redemption, but Red Dead Revolver had one of the best soundtracks of any videogame I'd played. Not really on topic, but I get to so rarely bring it up.

Obligatory Archer Reference:

Well, see, that's the beautiful part. Unless the snake has a handgun too, you can get ten feet away and you have six to sixteen shots. You can even reload if you need to, the snake isn't going anywhere.

I believe…
"Dollar Sign Hashtag Asterisk Exclamation Point" was a song by Everclear.

I'm sending this one back…
until we hear her thoughts on "The Zero Effect".

King of Popes is 100% right for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is the SCTV reference.

I like tan lines, maybe because it gives me the illusion that I'm one of the relatively few people to see them naked.

If I to rate them, I'd go:

There have been some strides made in the field of boobage, but there are as many horror stories as triumphs, I'm afraid.

Haven't read the interview yet…
But I wanted to get in as early as possible that I had the biggest crush on Ms. Soles when I saw her in "Stripes".

The Tierra del Fuego line was one of the biggest laughs of the night for me. It was more like a bark. No idea why it caught me that way though.

Speaking of, think how funny Tim Conway was when he used to walk across the stage real slow. Now, imagine how slow he's going to walk on SNL because he's old.

Little from Column A, little from Column B.

Speaking of casting against type, how 'bout having one of the Ghostfacers as a bad-ass boxer?

I saw it for free in the theatre after seeing "Death Race", which has to be the best case scenario for a movie to be seen. (Snuff films would get a C+ in that circumstance.) But I found it amusing, and later picked it up out of the $2.50 bin at my local grocery store.

I thought the bj on the bj on the phone would have been funnier if they hadn't brought attention to it.