Oh my God, the dead have risen and they're voting republican!

Na na na na na na na na BAT PONY!

The ol' growin-up house has a small petting zoo's worth of dead pets in the garden. I wonder if the new owner has unearthed any treasures during planting season…

I had a box of my dead dog's ashes rattling around the back of my jeep for two years. I forgot they were back there.

No one puts Baby Jesus in a corner!

Not as bad as the time I said 'no body tone.' Never recovered from that one.

Shit like this is why I stopped paying for cable.

Scimmers are ruthlessly mocked here.

I'm amazed (and gratified) Night Of The Hunter hasn't been remade.

I'm sure Dubya's fighting a zombie war in his head right now.

Expect that to be a registered name within the hour.

I don't think you should do that, Gravy.

Bummer. I was hoping Japan was the one country in the world you could go to get away from that shit.

Kids, suck.

Does he really qualify as talented?

CGI time-reversed Jeff Bridges was the most terrifying thing I saw all year.

Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

I get the feeling Lobsters was born at retirement age.

I have the X360 HD-DVD drive too, but only about 5 movies. Still, that's more than the number of blu-rays I own.

Can ghosts get drunk?