I thought that was mustaches.

If your dad still walks this earth, he's got mine beat.

I know he made Horton; not sure about the rest.

No argument here.

So what happened 20 years ago to make TV ownership decline? Cop Rock?

I got a class-action settlement check from eBay yesterday for 16 cents. That's how you stick it to Big Business.

So they were trying to do you a favor.

Stiff Little Fingers' White Christmas.

I'm all for hatin' where hatin' is due, but wouldn't this show have been localized by an American company when it aired in the States? I'm willing to bet the Japanese lyrics don't rhyme boring with kippurin'.

Your dad sucks?

For me, it's that goddamn Mannheim Steamroller's Deck The Halls. Every time they play that one note minor, I wanna punch a puppy to death.

I truly hope so.

Jeez, do the math, man.

Man, he was the Klingon Marty Feldman, wasn't he?

When did they make a good one? Did I miss it?

Naggers?

This thread's getting worse all the time.

"Hey Mom, do you ever get that 'I'm too still-alive' feeling?"

No touching!

Ok, for the record stunned does not always equal surprised.