It's not heaven, but it's no Detroit either.

Ug. I forgot about those…just yikes, Britain.

Apparently, everything isn't sunny all the time always anymore in NK.

I guess I just wasn't prepared to read it here - is Hyden someone's weird dad?

It's really weird when people refer to Paul McCartney as "Macca". As a word, I find it as repulsive as "aha moment" and "sensual".

Ringo. Shiningtime Station FTW. Plus, Don't Pass Me By is hilarious.

"I find you adorable" - Diahnn Caroll, on a perpetual loop, in your nightmares forever.

We just showed this in a double feature with Santa With Muscles (a delightfuly awful Hulk Hogan X-mas - themed movie with orphans!) for our Crappy Christmas Movie Nite.  I think our guests were alternately amused, bored, and horrified - wookie porn, head holes, and that awful bit with the instruction video actor…

My cats actually don't really care - they'll eat whatever brown slop from a can I put in front of them.  As a human, I just like saying I feed my cats Turducken on occasion - it's pretty silly and over-the-top.

Agreed - it's still got to be better than canned buffalo-sauce chicken though. I'm sticking to my position on that.

Lest you forget Faygo - the Midwest's own cheap yet delicious cola & soda brand?

I've actually seen some cat food that seems like humans (not even just Charlie Kelly) could possibly consume it - there's a brand that makes Turducken and New England Boiled Dinners in a can.

I bet more people than we realize on AV Club have autobiographic & semi-autobiographic comics on line and in print…we could learn so much about each other…

Some of those band names were much too easy to read - are they padding with some less hardcore acts, perhaps?

BUT WHERE WILL I BUY MY MASONITE???

Pineapple Express is one of the rare movies that is actually enhanced by its TV edits - 'asshole' magically becomes 'cassarole'.  It's not funny as I tell it, but to hear it come out of those character's mouths is pretty damn funny.

I'm pretty sure your kidding, but you can never be to sure about 'ole Glenny, now can you?

All I want for Christmas is an "Atlas Shrugged" train set.  Preferably in 'G' scale.

I agree - if you stay past the first half hour, there's no point in leaving.  If I'm leaving, I'm gone in the first 15, and getting my money back.

I've walked out of more theaters, and shushed more people than I care to think about - it sounds snobby, but at least people shut the hell up at the 'artier' theaters… and if you really love movies, I also highly recommend purchasing a mid-range HD projector & surround sound setup.  If you're somewhat handy, you can…