"I's the B'y" is so awesome.

I feel mad old, yo.

I have never heard any of these songs. Not one. These were hits?

I hated that new costume (Batman 500?)

I like the idea of Hardy as Bane, but is Hardy really that gigantic? In the comics, Bane's arms are always depicted as being about the same size as an average person's entire body.

Rachel Getting Married was fantastic.

You are incorrect.

I live in the violent crime capital of Canada, but up here it's mostly just motherfuckers stabbing each other with broken-off beer bottles (a/k/a "the Winnipeg Handshake")

That "Sheeeeeeeeeit" is so awesome.

"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight po-pos, goodnight fiends, goodnight hoppers, goodnight hustlers, goodnight scammers, goodnight to everybody, goodnight one and all…"

Yeah, that's pretty much how 3D looks to me too.

Giamatti's speech was awesome.

Well, how old is he now? Maybe he IS near death.

Actually, no, I haven't seen Yogi Bear or MAD TV.

Wayne Brady could also sing songs about the nominees in a variety of styles called out by the audience.

So what if Downey was in rehab years ago?

Wait… they're making ANOTHER X-Men movie?

I liked his joke at the end, just as it was cutting to the credits: "I want to thank god…for making me an atheist."

I'm looking forward to seeing this flick because I loved the book, but yeah, I can imagine it's hard to translate a lot of it to film.

I think once you go ice cream lightning, you're pretty much considered crazy enough to put ANYTHING else on your face. He's probably got more weird shit on the way.