I just talked to someone in an alien mask at work. I have no idea who she was or whether she understood a word I was saying. I guess I'll find out if the job I asked her to work on doesn't end up happening.

HOLY SHIT. You're from Glendale??

I seriously had a chance to kill Justin Bieber and I didn't take it. He walked right past me at a hockey game, right around the time he was starting to get famous. I had an aisle seat. I could've pushed him.

So this guy has an alligator for a head or some shit?

@FratGuise: Doesn't ring a bell. By contrast, I still remember all of the lyrics to "Clint Eastwood" (including the rap verse) despite never owning that (or any other Gorillaz) album.

"Role Model" was pretty great, yes.

Why would you buy something "as an ironic hipster thing"?

I can't listen to the Ying Yang Twins without thinking of that Chappelle's Show skit (it's really not a skit so much as it is actual footage of these idiots).

"Debutted" is pretty funny.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

Is Gwen Stefani a Mormon?

"Clint Eastwood" was huge. I have no idea what "Feel Good" sounds like, so either I heard and it didn't realize it was Gorillaz, or I've actually never heard it.

I was listening to the Marshall Mathers LP yesterday for the first time in a long time. It's a great record, but there are still signs of shitty-mopey-serious Eminem on some of the tracks.

I hate the Killers. Always have. Never understood the appeal.

Yeah, Gregory was basically the Jamaican version of that scene in Scarface.

Gregory outdid LKJ. LKJ's hats were very small and conservative. Gregory's hats were pretty extravagant.

Yes, Greensleeves is usually a sign of quality.

"This one is called the Volcano eruption…"

Gregory Isaacs was the coolest motherfucker on the planet for a few years in the 80s. That's what it means.

Also, '500 albums' is kind of questionable. I'm assuming that includes the various best-of collections (he actually released an album that, based on its title, seemed to be a best-of, but was actually all new songs) and repackaged material.