GREEN ROOM FUCK YEAH

The Ring didn't really do it for me BUT Ringu scared the crap out of me.

I remember the first time I saw that scene was during Bravo's 100 Scariest Movie Moments when I was 14 and it blew my mind. That scene and the one where the seeing eye dog rips the guy's throat out are fucking insane.

Yeah but it set itself up for a sequel really well.

I feel like he was only scary because he had a HORRIBLE haircut. They made Matt Bomer kinda ugly.

It happens at live shows too. I saw Gary Gulman live a while back and it devolved into drunk people yelling bits they wanted him to do.

His bit about the casino gig where all he did was field questions from drunk morons leaves me to believe that he's at least partially aware of this.

As long as they don't remake "The Bare Facts" I'm all set.

I'm not expecting them to talk down on it. I was just expecting more than a speech about pee.

Also for as good as Morgan was as Negan, he's essentially playing The Comedian all over again in my opinion.

Lincoln said Negan's introduction was some of the best writing he's seen and Negan spent a good 45 seconds talking about peeing your pants so Lincoln is either trolling us or he's dumb as hell.

OTHER EXAMPLES OF THIS SHOW BEING HEAVY AS HELL:

THE SOUTH OF FRANCE
YOUR SATIN PANTS

I think the bigger issue is what's happening to Gerard Butler's. He was in this AND Gods of Egypt.

"…a porn parody without the porn."

Doug Benson's appearances on @Midnight are disturbing because it seems like he's going to be too stoned to function for the rest of his life.

Honestly for me Hardy and Domhnall Gleeson were the MVPs in The Revenant. Gleeson beating the hell out of that kid from We're the Millers and saying "YOU SAID HE WAS DEAD" was one of my favorite parts of the film. Hardy is a damn treasure. And he likes puppies!

Colin Farrell's hairpiece didn't ruin Alexander.

I'm currently bingewatching Buffy the Vampire Slayer with my girlfriend. It's been fun but my God some of the episodes (like the one where they go to the zoo in S1) are so fucking stupid.

Where's The Class of Nuke'Em High?