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These are some of the essentials for me. Appropriately considering it's Halloween, most of them are scary as hell.

Not all of these people were nominated for Oscars but goddamn the list is staggering:

Holy shit the Royal Jelly episode is classic.

Drunk History is amazing, and if they added a bonus feature where you see how much the storyteller drinks before they tell the story it'd be even better.

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I saw The Abominable Dr. Phibes as a teen on TCM. That movie is stupendous, and it gets added credit for allegedly being the movie Keith Moon watched right before he died.

EXT. JENNY'S HOUSE. SLUMBER PARTY.

All fiction will be flash fiction and we'll have a mob of MFA dropouts trying to emulate Hemingway's "Baby Shoes."

A kid in Brazil just died after masturbating 42 times in a row without stopping, so regardless of the age your marathon wank sessions begin there IS such a thing as overdoing it.

Gerard Butler chasing members of the Royal Guard through various doorways as Benny Hill music plays in the background for twenty minutes. Morgan Freeman shows up in a top hat and reads E.L. James fanfiction.

+1 zombie Bill Pullman

I'm too lazy to look up when they came out but "Who Let The Dogs Out" and "Tubthumping" desrve mention.

New Jersey is in a steep competition with Ohio and Florida for being the most wackadoo state out of them all.

WHEN IS ABRAHAM COMING GODDAMMIT

INDEED.

The ending of that One Tree Hill ep where the stalker makes the hooker dress up like Peyton and then you see the dude's back tattoo was great, mainly because up until then the show was about how literally every character was fucking another character and the petty bullshit that ensued.

They probably follow what Bill Lawrence did for the Janitor in Scrubs . All his scripted lines were "Whatever Neil says" and I can see that model being followed here, too.

I don't even think McKay turns the camera off when he's filming. He probably lets Ferrell Rudd Koechner and Carell improvise with each other. I imagine there were at least 25 takes of Burgundy emoting in the phone booth in the first film, as well as Fred Ward making up awful things for his shitty son to do to nuns.

**Also I guess that last part is a spoiler PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED INTERNET.