*takes enormous sniff of glue* A lot o' people say that young adults are VIOLENT! Right? But 'ow would you feel if you were old enough to 'ave… *looks around furtively* …intercourse… wiv a partner of your choice… and yet you could not drink in pubs?

I'd love to hear Heaney's take on the ECW Zombie.

Nice, big…

Hear hear.

Oh, he'll still hit the propeller. But he'll spin in the opposite direction afterwards.

It is so painful they have to take drugs!

OH no! I know what YOU want! YOUUUUUU coveteth my ice CREAM bar!!

Clearly they bore it not, so it was no disgrace to them.

You left out Tropical Sharklone.

This was literally the first thing I thought of when I noticed this article.

NO INCEST

Shut up, just shut UP!

The difference between the audio and TV versions comes before "No I'm not!" and runs thusly:

[The Wretched] Harmony strikes gold in a giant hardbound atlas. While she was at home she worked a temp job playing piano in a jewelry store. Wisely, she wore a hood so as to not distract the customers with her hideous visage.

What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?

"'Tis!" replied Aunt Helga.

Lemon curry?!

Ass Dan will truly live forever. In our hearts, and in the smiles of children.

JOKE

I thought you only prayed for persons to die with electronics.