you know, there's someone you should talk to.

OJ Simpson killed his ex-wife and her lover.

but it had Tony Shaloub playing some kind of ethnic guy!

hell yeah to that fuck yeah.

I love Elmore Leonard
but you're flat out wrong this time, my man. they even had a whole episode that was about him getting his hat back after he lost it that was great.

waaay ahead of you, VanDerWerff.

ask that guy with the cleft asshole.

which was not a result of payola at all.

dammit.

the Tigers are playing TO-NITE! never miss a game.

better or worse than the Babar elephant books?

now call him a "limey cocksucker!"

which is always welcome.

cram it in your boot.

they'd probably still prefer to just stare blankly out the window.

ah, you've got me there, PC.

Chevy
Onstar now offering to read aloud your facebook updates has gone too far. even if I understood people's obsession with facebook, why the fuck do you need to access it while you're driving?

I thought it was widely accepted that the first season was okay except for the finale.

Henry Rollins.

nobody says "cocksucker" better than Rip Torn, though I doubt there will be much cause to use such a word in the movie.