Whatttttt? Lincoln had a high pitched voice? Fuck, that ruins everything for me. I'd prefer to think he sounded like… well, the way Daniel Day-Lewis was playing him.

That was one of the best John Oliver things ever.

It's a shame. I've been catching up on American Gods, and what we should really be talking about is how this guy somehow makes the phrase "dead wife" sound more and more hilarious each time he says it.

That's okay too.

Anywhere but InfoWars.

Please don't make us do that.

I don't know. I hate a lot of stuff that isn't in that picture, surprisingly. I'm so full of hate, I guess.

Well, if you were looking to learn something substantive, interesting, and true, you probably shouldn't be looking at Megyn Kelly's output.

Out of curiosity, if you almost walked out of the first, why did you watch the second at all?

Nah. Most Democrats aren't very adamant about social issues, which is the stuff that's really plaguing a lot of the working class who can't afford housing, food, etc… health care was a good move in the right direction, but most Democrats right now are still against things like raising the minimum wage to $15. Many…

I'll agree with you on this. Back in my younger days as a teenager when Fight Club and Se7en were released (or, when I saw them, anyway), it was highly resonant, but watching them more recently is a different experience altogether. I'd say Se7en stands up better than Fight Club does in that regard, though. Fight Club…

He was the guy holding the camera like he was having a seizure the whole time.

What?

I mean, who's to say people weren't just fucking around on the question, considering the question itself is kind of ridiculous and meaningless?

She got intelligence from Xaro then never conveyed it to Dany, which was the entire point of her making people happy in the first place…

While true to an extent, I think the other more cynical view is that this is exactly how they want to handle it. The facts have no real baring on this at all. If you can get away with smearing the investigator, that's basically the next best thing to being innocent of the crime you're being investigated for in the…

Yeah!

Yeah, it sort of bothered me when Common's character uses 1 coin to pay for both his and John's drinks… and the fact that they only seem to have that 1 denomination. Why not some silver coins thrown in there or something?

Are you a successful stripper now?

Yeah, I mean, the main villain I guess you can sort of understand. He's a slimy privileged asshole that thinks he'll get away with it, but more, he helped Wick in the past do an "impossible" task, thus has apparently seen Wick hit some sort of limit - something he couldn't even do himself, so this guy helped him. So,…