I think they are referring to the newest Spider-Man actor, Andrew Garfield, Mister Monster. Unless you're pretending those movies never happened - which, that's alright too.

Agreed - the quote, I think, is gibberish due to a few questionable and seemingly incoherent parts:

I always thought "take a powder" was in reference to stereotypical ninja theatrics, in which they throw a powder or gas bomb to leave without a trace.

Prediction for new Game of Thrones episode (SPOILERS FROM LAST WEEK'S GOT EPISODE BELOW). I haven't read the books, though - so no book spoilers.

"First, the way the guys breaking down the revival tent gave Rust and Marty's car a push out of the soft ground, and then waved at them as they drove off. It was just a very real and gracious moment, and for me it felt like the show giving those guys their due after hearing out Rust's cynicism about them."

I agree, and too felt I was alone - I feel the first was a much better film. The second is really bogged down in a big way by the elf plots with Legolas and the female elf. I'd also say, unfortunately, I felt the writing (particularly the dialog) was pretty sketchy. The entire subplot of the female elf longing for the…

This caused me to google what you were referencing. I am satisfied.

Perhaps seeing all the toolbag guys she's having sex with is a bit of a turnoff. Just throwing that out there. Not sure I agree with everyone else that she's such a catch - she's clearly dating jerks and presents a very holier-than-thou attitude towards Merchant's character when she's not much better. At all. Like the…

This is a week later, but laughed that at least two people here checked how many spaces a poster puts after his periods.

Yeah I got a 13/20. I've never shopped at Ikea and don't know any death metal at all - so random guessing.

@avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus "you have no one to blame but yourself."

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus My initial reaction to Schmidt's ending line was, "… Oh. That's childish." I think it's been said several times throughout the thread here, but my reaction was relatively negative to Schmidt then. My reaction was perhaps more negative to Nick, though - why Nick, as a…

So you felt sorry for the character the moment he portrayed some sort of imperfect human emotion? Even if this is a joke somehow, I don't understand it.

I don't know. That's giving Todd some credit I'm not sure he deserves…

@Charlotte_Grote:disqus Thank you. I would have responded to these theories if you hadn't. You put it eloquently. The argument that "it was a dream" befuddles me that people find it appealing, and how often it's brought up and yet is never really commented that it happens all the time, with everything. It's an…

The movie, given what actually happens to the father, doesn't condone vigilantism. This review is not good.

@avclub-a46b8babc4cac2b6afd386e36f4c2c07:disqus Fair enough - I thought you meant "complete" series that are allowed finales, etc. It does seem most series that go past 6 or 7 seasons dip tremendously in quality.

Season 1: A-
Season 2: A
Season 3: B-
Season 4: A-
Season 5: B-
Season 6: D— (two minuses; only redeeming piece is the very end with the reveal)
Season 7: B
Season 8: D- (again, only redeeming piece is the very very end… last lumberjack scene)

"If she never wanted to get caught, why not just join the force?"

Yeah… I sorta feel Season 5 should have actually ended with Deb finding Dexter killing (a la Season 6, but skip past all the Doomsday Killer bullshit), then go through the motions of her processing he was a killer, but not glazing over the Bay Harbor Butcher stuff - instead, the fact Doakes was blamed for murders for…