The Jedis totally ruined Star Wars. After the first couple of films I was really settling down for some juicy trade dispute and tariff fixing action, then all these guys with "lightsabres" come along and spoil it. I doubt they even had a proper constitutional basis.

Perhaps you've also wondered why people in soap operas don't watch soap operas, particularly the soap opera they're currently in?

Don't worry, Zdoiberg, I don't think anyone noticed.

Come on guys. Aren't we all forgetting a little something called… "Entourage"?

Not sure why you call The Shield "lame", Puhzam - it's far closer in tone to The Wire than the vast majority most cop shows, and bears absolutely no relation to stuff like CSI. True, it's less nuanced than The Wire but it built steadily to an awesome final season - the finale (actually, that and the one before) was…

Perhaps he was finally hired by the City?

Sam - you're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak. Thanks!

Twat!!! That… was a goal.

Actually, talk of Extras makes me think that Barnie might also look a little bit like Les Dennis as well. I wonder if Ricky Gervais thinks the same.

Shit, I totally forgot that Cheggers was in Extras! Nice to see him getting some work.

And Keith Chegwin. One for the UK readers there.

That is actually an awesome terrible name. Having an exclamation in the middle just makes it fly. Good job!

Whilst simultaneously not having any idea how it would turn out?

The interrobang makes all the difference.

"I'm not a fan of pull quotes that add words that were not in the original review. Seems to take too much of the challenge out of it. More ellipses, less brackets please! I command it… [Purple monkey dishwasher.]"

Karatloz is indeed from the UK. His friends would change channel from World of Sport with Kent Walton to the baseball game from Wembley Stadium.

I love Try Harder, Cokeheads! Great band.

No thanks, I'm driving.

Also

Not to worry, Spam's off.